Random Memeage
1. Grab the book nearest you, turn to page 18 and find line 4.
"Aunt Marge was Uncle Vernon's sister. Even though she was not..."
2. Stretch out your left arm as far as you can. What can you touch?
My Check from the Barrel and today's Tips
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Big Brother 7 All Stars. Blech.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
Like 9. I cheated cause I know the show just went off.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:00 Told ya I cheated.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Rockstar: Supernova!
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About an hour ago, Swimming.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Porn
9. What are you wearing?
Nothing.
10. Did you dream last night?
I don't think so.
11. When did you last laugh?
Sometime before I left work.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Wallpaper
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yes, fucking weirdos that come into da Barrel. FUCK!
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I wanna fuck it in its chubby cheeks.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Superman, It was mediocre. Ok... it blew ass.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A new, hybrid-car, then a sweet fucking house, Kyle Jaison Ryan-Bill so moving in. Pete, Andrew, Jason.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
Occasionally I have sex with an old man...
NEXT MEME!
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Black Velvet Meadow Lane
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
Arnold Reeses
3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your middle name)
J Dav
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Blue Tiger
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
David Morehead
6. 6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom's maiden name and first 3 letters of the town you grew up in.)
HOLJOJAWES
7. TERRORIST NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
Divad Noskcaj
8. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, favorite drink)
The Blue Coke!
So, There's this bitch on Rockstar Supernova, Dilania, She has this really dark rich weird voice. The bitch that sings Black Velvet, Can't think of her name. Anyway she sounds a lot like her, and I love it. Her version of Litium was fucking good. I wanna hear her more, but I don't want her to win, cause Tommy Lee is a fucking dicklick loser.