opening line to my holiday buyers article...

[mook_this]

Finding the perfect holiday gift is a dilemma that is as old as Jesus Christ. But unlike the Three Wise Men, some shoppers have no clue of what to get their loved ones.

eh it could work. i was gonna go off about how you just can find good myrrh these days, but it started to sound derogatory towards catholics...

Comments

[lookabanana]

betcha it's older than jesus

[mooddoofus]

Y'know, considering the frequency of highness, I think its better to let us know when you're not high. =P

[mook_this]

agreed. derek, your such a stoner! im judging.