I'm fooling somebody

[moominpin]

Panic stations! Put up your fingers and crouch underneath something, a naked woman perhaps? That was rather exciting, wasn't it? So...yeah, I've had a cracking (super!) headache for the past 28 hours (maybe 21 if you minus sleeping time) and people talk very loudly. Unfortunately for me, dinnertime involves talking primarily about either yourself

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[tabithapirate]

I went to an all girls school too and we were always getting harrassed by the local kids.
Apparently our games teacher had a lesbian orgy in our olympic sized swimming pool! It was reported in the Daily Sport so I guess it must have been true...

[mon_thebiffy]

I could have a gig in the Meze Lounge, would that work? =p Thankyou xxx

Carrot Cake is lovely

[bloodflowerbill]

I hope things improve for you =hug= x

[bennybunny]

If someone has the same name as me, I gag and bind them, feed them fruit until they talk, talk goddamnit. Sometimes after we catch an informal piece of French cinema, try to make the trees mimic us to cause hurricanes in parks where the elderly would be better served on the swings rather than downing another Dailly paper of news that won't matter to them much longer. If you're very lucky, and pray you shouldn't wish it because it will shoot you in the foot with a snub nosed uzi, you find one who doesn't mind helping you sort through wet socks whilst mixing stuffing for imaginary turkey pilgrimages. Damn it Hoskins, I owe you a fiver.