When did it stop being a thing that you printed off a load of CVs and took them round to places in person?

I have wasted 30 sheets of hammered paper.

Still struggling with an internal conflict between the fun of being bitter and cynical about everything and the satisfaction of having people like me.

Ever felt like the only reason you still want something is purely because you feel like you can't have it?

I've made two Facebook comments in the last few days in which i've said 'sweeeet' with exactly FOUR Es (don't ask me how the fuck i even managed to notice that), and i've realised that, yeah, four Es is exactly the right amount of Es. No pun intended. Here's why:

Three Es looks too much like two Es so the reader might not notice that i'm ( Read more... )

So the other day, someone actually said to me

"Guess what MY Facebook status is gonna be later?"

It's funny cause i'm blogging about it.

I had a dream last night, and i'm really struggling to remember it... but i remember being in a big queue in a very large room (a bit like a warehouse/jungle gym) and i'm pretty sure the queue was for a giant slide, which now i think about it didn't last half as long as it should have considering the height of the place.

 Is it bad to say i think something good might come of all this?

 ...my hair is ginger and black!

 I just began to type my email address into Facebook and i realised i had accidentally begun it with a 'T', at which point i found it hilariously funny that i was about to type in tandom_banana7...

And then i realised that Tandem is spelt with an E.

 Just watched episode 5 of Lip Service and i am (slash just have been) in FLOODS of tears. I love Tess i want to marry her. Frankie is a lying whore who should be avoided like the plague. Sam and Cat better not break up. My housemate Alex wants Frankie and Cat to get back together... obviously something is wrong with her.