Holy fuckles, I just watched the better half of "Rolling Kansas," a silly movie about a couple guys that get a hold of a hippie map. The map is a "treasure map" leading to a field of pot somewhere in the middle of Kansas. Anyway, the narcoleptic large man in the car looks JUST like my ex. It freaked me out, I had to do a double-take ( Read more... )

Parentals aren't going anywhere 'til next week, because the brand spankin' new truck is having air conditioning issues ( Read more... )

... to see Little Miss Sunshine?

Geez.

.x.

HAIRSPRAY WAS AMAZING, SO GO SEE IT WITH ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE PEOPLE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND SHIMMY UNTIL YOUR GARTERS BREAK!!! (...Is that from something else? Chicago, maybe? Perhaps Cabaret? I dunno, something scandalous, obviously.)

But for reals, see the damned movie.

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It's pretty pathetic when you're SO obsessed about funeral flowers, that you send printed out sheets of paper to the flower shop with cut-and-pasted (literally, not the computer type) designs of your own ALONG WITH specific directions on how "open" and "spaced apart" each flower should be. Arrows pointing to said flowers included ( Read more... )

I seem to have the best thoughts when I am [at least 3 of the following ( Read more... )

http://imdb.com/title/tt0373883/trailers-screenplay-E32779-10-2

... AND ROB ZOMBIE IS DOING IT!!!!  *happy dance*

1. Where is your brother right now?
What brother?

2. Last time you went swimming?
A few weeks ago in freezing cold pool water at Ryan's house. :D  ... In my underwear and a tee shirt.

3. Name five things you did yesterday?
Showered, delivered a flower to TU, shopped at Greetings & Readings with Marietta, ate hummus, named an orchid plant.

4. Last person ( Read more... )

- Nothing's funnier than Wanda Sykes talking about detachable vaginas. Nothin'.

- ...Well, except for Ryan and I telling people, "YO' GON' GET HIT!" while driving through Towson today.

- My pirate name: Cap'n Mary Bloodbucket.  (http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php)

- I know I said I was starting a "thought journal," but I've yet to find the ( Read more... )

First, read this: http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/arts/bal-to.newser13jun13,1,1583573.story?ctrack=1&cset=true

Then, consider this:

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