Holy fucking ZOMBIES Batman!!
This was copied from my good friend Creep Creepersin's myspace page. It's time to start stocking up on ammo, kiddies.
All info from the Thorin Report
You may or may not have heard that one of the biggest problems that aid workers are running into while trying to rescue people ravaged by that horrible earthquake that has killed thousands is that the Chinese government is spending all of their time, not helping survivors, but, decontaminating and disinfecting those who have been killed in the quake. Now, last i checked, you don't get sick from being around dead bodies. Yes, you have your black plague and all that but, the people who died in that quake were probably of good health, so they were not sick and had no sickness to spread. Second, people who work in morgues don't get sick. Third, bacteria and viruses need live hosts to destroy. Furthermore, there has never been a reported case to say that putting lime on a dead body or anything like that has made a difference to those living near the rotting corpse. Now I'm not a doctor but I believe for the most part everything that I just said was pretty damn factual.
So why is this a big deal?
If you have ever read World War Z (a book by Max Brooks who also wrote the very helpful Zombie Survival Guide) you will note that the whole Zombie uprising takes place where? CHINA!!! Not that I am calling Mr. Brooks a prophet but it is one of those weird coincidences.
So what do those two things have in common?
I am so glad you asked that. China has some sort of Zombie situation. That is why they are dealing with the recently dead and not trying to make sure that the survivors get better. There is no time for that kind of crap! This is survival here people! Second, they must have also found some sort of way to "cure" the inflicted. Now the reason why aid workers are having such a hard time with this and not really knowing what the hell is going on is because, China doesn't want anyone else to know how to stop this (the reason why will be brought up a little later, keep reading!) Plus, i think that China is in cahoots with Myanmar.
They are doing the same thing there! Don't you get it people?
So how is world domination supposed to come through this?
I am even gladder that you asked that question my newly found friend. I will tell you! But, before i will tell you, i will ask you this - What big event is going on this summer? You don't know? Let me help you out a tiny bit. It rhymes with Colympics. Oh yes, the Olympics. and where are those this year? You forgot? CHINA! Freaking China! So then what happens? People from all over the world come to freaking China to compete or watch get bit, go home and spread the damn thing everywhere. Plus the opening ceremonies will have leaders from all over the world. What happens when they all get trapped there, all die there or come back contaminated? The biggest biological attack ever in the history of the world.
But the U.S. has very good airport security.
Do you think it could really get back here?
Two ways. 1. Who else is going to be at the Olympics? Mexico. We all know that they have absolutely no problem getting in here. There soccer team goes there to compete, they come back with their tails in between their legs, oh ya, one or four of them are having severe flu like symptoms, oh ya, they were attacked and bit by some crazy people in China who they thought were just pissed off soccer fans that were mad that they lost, they turn and spread to their families and friends, Mexican doctors can't do anything about it, in droves the families of the sick try to bring them across the border, which in turn makes the Minute Men think that have to take a tougher stand, they start gunning people down trying to come over, some damn liberals think that hugging trees and saving Mexican Zombies will help them get more votes in the upcoming election so they rush a bill through congress to help the sick Mexicans and now the whole south western United States is infected.
2. You know our government wouldn't pass up a biological bombshell like this. So, there would be some of the infected brought back to run tests on to either find out how it works or to find an antidote, either way it will slip out in a form of population control or a small scale test on a small town to test the effects first hand. Either way, by this time most of the world will be overran by the walking dead.
And that world domination thing?
Oh yes, thanks for pulling me back on track here. There are a couple of ways this would work. 1. According to Professor Ronald Knapp of the State University of New York, China has over 20% of the worlds population. 2. This zombie outbreak could really thin out the population of other countries that would be a Chinese target. 3. If China were to start blowing up countries, the UN might have a problem with that, but blowing up countries that are a threat biologically to the rest of the world might seem a bit compassionate. 4. If you have the only antidote to the Zombie plague, you can pretty much make any demand that you want. This is very reminiscent of that last book in the bible if you recall.
In closing, were all doomed unless we get the Olympics out of China. And, this in no way has anything to do with how they are treating Tibet. I am way more worried about a Zombie outbreak than how a bunch of non violent wussies are being pushed around. I would also take note of what countries are refusing to take part in the Olympics and who doesn't show up for the opening ceremonies. They might know more than they are letting on or, might be involved with the Commies.
Be safe out there, and remember, aim for the head!
All info from the Thorin Report
You may or may not have heard that one of the biggest problems that aid workers are running into while trying to rescue people ravaged by that horrible earthquake that has killed thousands is that the Chinese government is spending all of their time, not helping survivors, but, decontaminating and disinfecting those who have been killed in the quake. Now, last i checked, you don't get sick from being around dead bodies. Yes, you have your black plague and all that but, the people who died in that quake were probably of good health, so they were not sick and had no sickness to spread. Second, people who work in morgues don't get sick. Third, bacteria and viruses need live hosts to destroy. Furthermore, there has never been a reported case to say that putting lime on a dead body or anything like that has made a difference to those living near the rotting corpse. Now I'm not a doctor but I believe for the most part everything that I just said was pretty damn factual.
So why is this a big deal?
If you have ever read World War Z (a book by Max Brooks who also wrote the very helpful Zombie Survival Guide) you will note that the whole Zombie uprising takes place where? CHINA!!! Not that I am calling Mr. Brooks a prophet but it is one of those weird coincidences.
So what do those two things have in common?
I am so glad you asked that. China has some sort of Zombie situation. That is why they are dealing with the recently dead and not trying to make sure that the survivors get better. There is no time for that kind of crap! This is survival here people! Second, they must have also found some sort of way to "cure" the inflicted. Now the reason why aid workers are having such a hard time with this and not really knowing what the hell is going on is because, China doesn't want anyone else to know how to stop this (the reason why will be brought up a little later, keep reading!) Plus, i think that China is in cahoots with Myanmar.
They are doing the same thing there! Don't you get it people?
So how is world domination supposed to come through this?
I am even gladder that you asked that question my newly found friend. I will tell you! But, before i will tell you, i will ask you this - What big event is going on this summer? You don't know? Let me help you out a tiny bit. It rhymes with Colympics. Oh yes, the Olympics. and where are those this year? You forgot? CHINA! Freaking China! So then what happens? People from all over the world come to freaking China to compete or watch get bit, go home and spread the damn thing everywhere. Plus the opening ceremonies will have leaders from all over the world. What happens when they all get trapped there, all die there or come back contaminated? The biggest biological attack ever in the history of the world.
But the U.S. has very good airport security.
Do you think it could really get back here?
Two ways. 1. Who else is going to be at the Olympics? Mexico. We all know that they have absolutely no problem getting in here. There soccer team goes there to compete, they come back with their tails in between their legs, oh ya, one or four of them are having severe flu like symptoms, oh ya, they were attacked and bit by some crazy people in China who they thought were just pissed off soccer fans that were mad that they lost, they turn and spread to their families and friends, Mexican doctors can't do anything about it, in droves the families of the sick try to bring them across the border, which in turn makes the Minute Men think that have to take a tougher stand, they start gunning people down trying to come over, some damn liberals think that hugging trees and saving Mexican Zombies will help them get more votes in the upcoming election so they rush a bill through congress to help the sick Mexicans and now the whole south western United States is infected.
2. You know our government wouldn't pass up a biological bombshell like this. So, there would be some of the infected brought back to run tests on to either find out how it works or to find an antidote, either way it will slip out in a form of population control or a small scale test on a small town to test the effects first hand. Either way, by this time most of the world will be overran by the walking dead.
And that world domination thing?
Oh yes, thanks for pulling me back on track here. There are a couple of ways this would work. 1. According to Professor Ronald Knapp of the State University of New York, China has over 20% of the worlds population. 2. This zombie outbreak could really thin out the population of other countries that would be a Chinese target. 3. If China were to start blowing up countries, the UN might have a problem with that, but blowing up countries that are a threat biologically to the rest of the world might seem a bit compassionate. 4. If you have the only antidote to the Zombie plague, you can pretty much make any demand that you want. This is very reminiscent of that last book in the bible if you recall.
In closing, were all doomed unless we get the Olympics out of China. And, this in no way has anything to do with how they are treating Tibet. I am way more worried about a Zombie outbreak than how a bunch of non violent wussies are being pushed around. I would also take note of what countries are refusing to take part in the Olympics and who doesn't show up for the opening ceremonies. They might know more than they are letting on or, might be involved with the Commies.
Be safe out there, and remember, aim for the head!