vampire fail

[moon_hubris]

Twilight pretty much already fails completely, but stubble? How did no one catch that?

Comments

[lilladyeva]

That's not stubble...it's um...magical specks of darkness that are like bits magnetite, you see the reason he can't read the chick's mind is she has a metal plate in her head and being around her it has brought his magnetic vampire powers to the surface, to draw her in.

[jbshryne]

Pattinson probably grew it to passive-aggressively make the movie shittier.

"My contract says nothing about not growin' a beard! Suck it, Stephanie Meyer!"