Everyone has short dyke blonde hair at some time or another.
Not just anyone gets to have a mullet, or even pseudo-mullet, and make it look good, at that.
I think at some point in history prior to Billy Ray Cyrus and Achey Breaky Heart, Nascar Tailgate Parties and near-empty Cheez Whiz jars, people must have enjoyed the fashionable mullet haircut at some time or another. It's sort of practical. I can see men in pantaloons going for it. For sure.
You're like a man of yesteryears, I'm quite willing to bet.
Also, is this new bicyclette kumquat because it is, in fact, a kumquat, and you bought it solely to console yourself for not actually having a bicyclette? OR is it the colour of a kumquat? Or do you just like saying "kumquat" (which is entirely understandable)?
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Everyone has short dyke blonde hair at some time or another.
Not just anyone gets to have a mullet, or even pseudo-mullet, and make it look good, at that.
I think at some point in history prior to Billy Ray Cyrus and Achey Breaky Heart, Nascar Tailgate Parties and near-empty Cheez Whiz jars, people must have enjoyed the fashionable mullet haircut at some time or another. It's sort of practical. I can see men in pantaloons going for it. For sure.
You're like a man of yesteryears, I'm quite willing to bet.
Also, is this new bicyclette kumquat because it is, in fact, a kumquat, and you bought it solely to console yourself for not actually having a bicyclette? OR is it the colour of a kumquat? Or do you just like saying "kumquat" (which is entirely understandable)?
And is it actually NEW or new to you?
I hope it's new to you. :D
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So we'll puff the magic ancient leaf that founded America and consquently ruined the lives of billions of people the world over, together. :D
And I'm really glad you're getting into this wholesome business.
My mom is finding out more and more about my not-so-wholesome encounters... :D
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