crayons are made of wax. candles are also made of wax. i cannot colour with candles. why?

another secret of the universe?

yes.

my boyfirend won me a gay bear in the claw machine at jumbo.

this is what he looks like:


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oh, guess who's going to regionals ( Read more... )

janine has adapted a new scent, and by apadted she clearly means stole herself the essence of cotton candy off the shelves in roulstons-and by stole, she means bought (for a change...the little thief she is).

so, it's basically the best smell for me at thus point in my life. i shall smell of fun, excitement, laughter, the patter of footsteps, young ( Read more... )

rawrrrr!jamie's still sleeping cos matt and maddy kept him up ( Read more... )

'Yeah, I can sleep anytime I want now, and I don't even have to wank!'

'Hey, I'm ok with black people' Me:' But what of the Spaniards?' Rhett 'What? They aren't people!:P'

*puts clothespins on each fingers* ...*comes up behind me and scratches my back with them* *in insane loud voice*'There's an Elm Street in every town!Muhahahaha!'

it's pretty steeped when i can make out with someone i'm quite accustomed to, and still feel the fluttery excitement of the moment we were first discovering each other three years ago.

if i could, i'd live off tinned smoked herring, day old bread, and black tea.

i miss my

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what happened to keeping things sacred and in the moment? O_o

don't hound me because we shared a moment of soul intertwining

it's over.

AWKWARD.

things should be more simple when it comes to this.

i miss my jimmeh.