Feb 1 2008 8:00P ( Read more... )

But what I really wanted to say was:

Watching a train wreck does not count as helping.

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Just after the screening went in (putting 275 people to bed is what it feels like) Scott, Chris and I were standing at the ticket counter figuring out how much Thai food would cost. Suddenly these two twelve-year-old kids run into the lobby, pursued by the six-foot shaved-head dude. He grabs them by their coats and just yanks them back, screaming ( Read more... )

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fucking quit it.

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i cannot rationalize buying this vacuum cleaner robot so my horoscope is wrong ( Read more... )