tom cruise?
Do you like your name? I suppose.
Is doing illegal shit commonplace to you? Of course.
Have you ever been a prefect? Hufflepuff?
Are chores for bores? I thought they were for whores.
Can you hold your own in a fight? Hell yes.
Is Tarantino a cinematic genius or a crude, derivative schlockmeister? Heh, both.
Did your parents never allow friends round after school? Um, no.
Do you consider yourself the epitome of cool? Of course.
Should breaking wind in public be a criminal offence? I guess not.
Do you always wash your cup after using it? Anyone who doesn't is thoroughly disgusting.
Does the fact that the world will be engulfed by the Sun in around 4 billion years bother you? No, but the theory that a giant meteor will hit the Earth and extinguish mankind by 2029 does... I'll be 40.
Do you belong to Mensa? Nope.
Am I the only one who screws up burning CDs? Probably. You idiot.
If you had to, would you fuck Elvis? Dead Elvis or alive Elvis? Furthermore, young Elvis or old, fat Elvis?
Do you find completing surveys fulfilling? All that LJ's good for.
Can you iron worth a rat's ass? You know it.
Are people forbidden to wear shoes in your home? Only when they're eating.
Do you know how many CDs are in your collection? 'Fraid not.
Is your music collection alphabetised? No way.
Do you know your RAM from your ROM? Barely.
Can you change a plug without the result blacking out half the neighbourhood? No way.
Do you vacuum every day? Hell no.
Do you have a `must watch? TV programme that you?d kill for rather than miss? :sigh: This is getting tedious.
Have you ever installed Windows without having a mental breakdown? Fortunately, I never had to install it.
Do you own more than ten books? Yes.
Can you cook without the risk of making people barf? I can boil water really well.
You turn up to a party and someone?s wearing the same outfit as you: do you die, kill them or leave? All three?
Have you ever puked in someone else?s home? Heh. Yes.
Do you know the formula for solving a quadratic equation? -b+/-sqrootb^2-4ac/2a... (thanks Kendra!)
Have you seen Jerry Springer ? The Musical? So THAT'S what was missing from my to-do list!
Does the Euclidean algorithm for computing the greatest common divisor of two integers mean anything to you? Of course. I contemplate this every night before I go to sleep.
Have you been fired from a job for persistent tardy, or non, attendance? Job?
Did you ever win a prize at school? First place in the third grade spelling bee, hell yes.
Do you carry spare nylons with you in case you or a friend get a run? No, I really should though, because my friends seem to have this problem a lot (ahem, JEFFIE).
If the severed heads of everyone who uses Linux were lined up end to end would you even care? Only because the line would include several of my friends.
Can you spell defenestration? I can now.
Do you know what it means? That is so damn cool.
Is Bono God? Hell no.
Have you ever displayed your genitals in public? No.
Do you pretend to become slightly orgasmic at the thought of vampire lust? Mmm... Ivy Memnoch... crimson...
Can you tell me which song that's from? Madonna?
Have you read The Lord Of The Rings? No way.
Do you quote verses from The Bible as passers-by in the street? "And the Lord Jesus resideth in heaven. AMEN."
Can you juggle? I should learn.
Do you think bouncy castles are fun? Moonbounce!
Are the majority of your clothes designer dry clean only? Nope.
Have you ever glued your fingers together on purpose? No, I think that should be a credible excuse for getting out of English class, though.
Do you like mueseli? I wouldn't know.
Is batique cool? No.
Do you smoke French cigarettes? Heh. If I smoked, I would.
Do you visit the hairdresser more than once a month? Nope.
Is your feng shui good? It's... feng-y?
Have you ever been threatened with being committed to an asylum? COMMIT'D!
Where do you feel more at home: the burbs or the ghetto? The 'Burbs? I love that old Irish guy.
Ever made excuses to skip gym class? I'm sure I did.
Did you instead have to sit it out, watch the others in your stockinged feet and be made to feel like a dweeb? Yeah. :(
Have you ever denied a MySpace friend request on a random whim of spite? NOT ADD'D!!!1
Was Jello Biafra right on in his mayoral campaign with his policy of business people having to dress like clowns during working hours? Not really, but I like the Dead Kennedys, so it's okay.
Is Michael Moore the voice of a nation or a fat slob? The latter.
Do you summer in The Hamptons? More like Compton.
Have you got sexually aroused while reading American Psycho? Oh, so many times.
Do you wish you were Marilyn Manson? Damn, what I wouldn't give to have Audrey worship me... And have had one rib removed so that I could give myself fellatio. (Yes, I know that's a myth.)
Can you quote Pi to more than three decimal places? 3.14159... that's as much as I know.
Do you like pie? Oddly, I was just discussing this today. Cherry's my favorite.
What's the worst insult you can think of? Your mother wears boots in the shower!
Did you have a lazy eye as a child and have to wear a patch occasionally? Aww... no.
Do you have imaginary friends? Sadly not.
Do you prefer them to your real ones? Yeah.
Are spiders webs indoors: trendy pseudo goth chic, a disgrace, or a neat way of keeping the flies down? I call them cheap interior decorating.
Have you have ECT? My appointment's Thursday.
Do you believe awesomest is a proper word? Nope.
Have you ever frequently wished you were dead? Ever frequently... isn't that kind of contradictory? And no, I have not.
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man? The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind...
Do you think digital watches are a pretty neat idea? No.
Have you ever spelled out words on your calculator? Hehehe, I sure have... GOLOBOS
Are Beavis and Butt-head your role models? No.
Does the 30th anniversary edition of Night Of The Living Dead blow chunks? Probably. The original was pretty good.
Do you like your (wo)men like you do your coffee? Iced and laced with caramel?... Uhm, sure.
Have you ever discussed Chekov at a dinner party? No.
Did you think I meant the dude from Star Trek? Spock? Khan? William Shatner?
Have you ever held your breath until you turned blue? Maybe. I'm not sure whether or not I turned blue. There was that time that I almost died as an infant, though.
Would you insist on a change of sheets if someone else had slept in your bed? Yes. That's really creepy.
Do you make your bed with hospital corners? Who said I make my bed?
Should Eric Clapton die NOW? No... now.
Have you ever cried yourself to sleep at night over unfulfilled dreams? Damn... if only I had gone to Souper Salad instead of Dion's! :cries:
Is an `ohm' to you something that meditating dudes chant? Yes, because Schatzman doesn't know how to teach.
Do you suffer from an OCD? Yes. Six.
Do you wish you had a complete set of Star Wars action figures? I have the complete Beetlejuice set, I'm sure. Does that compare?
Does what's the worst that can happen?? APOCALYPSE'D!!1
Can you lick your own eyebrows? Kinky.
Have you ever been mistaken for someone famous? Kiki!
Do you know the difference between being `anally retentive? and `constipated?? Yes.
Have you ever walked doggy doo into someone?s home? Surely.
Was it on purpose? No. :snickers:
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight? No, but sticking it behind my ear usually ends up pretty badly.
Have you ever fantasised about being eaten by an octopus? A heptapus, maybe.
Are either of your parents in prison for a felony? Tampering with the evidence... DAAD?!
Do you own a Persian rug? Persia doesn't exist anymore.
Who does the Moon belong to? To quote my mother, "The moon is in retrograde..."
Did you feel a particular question was directed at you personally? The whole damn quiz. I'm being watched by the CIA?
I can't say that I feel anything but good right now. Saturday was fucking awesome, even though I have a cut only centimeters from my right eye, and I'm damn lucky that it wasn't any closer. Seeing David on Saturday was also very good, oddly. Optimism is an increasingly good thing.
If anybody can come up with a topic for my humanities project that is better than scientology, I'll give you a muffin... or money... or sex with a prostitute, or something.
Is doing illegal shit commonplace to you? Of course.
Have you ever been a prefect? Hufflepuff?
Are chores for bores? I thought they were for whores.
Can you hold your own in a fight? Hell yes.
Is Tarantino a cinematic genius or a crude, derivative schlockmeister? Heh, both.
Did your parents never allow friends round after school? Um, no.
Do you consider yourself the epitome of cool? Of course.
Should breaking wind in public be a criminal offence? I guess not.
Do you always wash your cup after using it? Anyone who doesn't is thoroughly disgusting.
Does the fact that the world will be engulfed by the Sun in around 4 billion years bother you? No, but the theory that a giant meteor will hit the Earth and extinguish mankind by 2029 does... I'll be 40.
Do you belong to Mensa? Nope.
Am I the only one who screws up burning CDs? Probably. You idiot.
If you had to, would you fuck Elvis? Dead Elvis or alive Elvis? Furthermore, young Elvis or old, fat Elvis?
Do you find completing surveys fulfilling? All that LJ's good for.
Can you iron worth a rat's ass? You know it.
Are people forbidden to wear shoes in your home? Only when they're eating.
Do you know how many CDs are in your collection? 'Fraid not.
Is your music collection alphabetised? No way.
Do you know your RAM from your ROM? Barely.
Can you change a plug without the result blacking out half the neighbourhood? No way.
Do you vacuum every day? Hell no.
Do you have a `must watch? TV programme that you?d kill for rather than miss? :sigh: This is getting tedious.
Have you ever installed Windows without having a mental breakdown? Fortunately, I never had to install it.
Do you own more than ten books? Yes.
Can you cook without the risk of making people barf? I can boil water really well.
You turn up to a party and someone?s wearing the same outfit as you: do you die, kill them or leave? All three?
Have you ever puked in someone else?s home? Heh. Yes.
Do you know the formula for solving a quadratic equation? -b+/-sqrootb^2-4ac/2a... (thanks Kendra!)
Have you seen Jerry Springer ? The Musical? So THAT'S what was missing from my to-do list!
Does the Euclidean algorithm for computing the greatest common divisor of two integers mean anything to you? Of course. I contemplate this every night before I go to sleep.
Have you been fired from a job for persistent tardy, or non, attendance? Job?
Did you ever win a prize at school? First place in the third grade spelling bee, hell yes.
Do you carry spare nylons with you in case you or a friend get a run? No, I really should though, because my friends seem to have this problem a lot (ahem, JEFFIE).
If the severed heads of everyone who uses Linux were lined up end to end would you even care? Only because the line would include several of my friends.
Can you spell defenestration? I can now.
Do you know what it means? That is so damn cool.
Is Bono God? Hell no.
Have you ever displayed your genitals in public? No.
Do you pretend to become slightly orgasmic at the thought of vampire lust? Mmm... Ivy Memnoch... crimson...
Can you tell me which song that's from? Madonna?
Have you read The Lord Of The Rings? No way.
Do you quote verses from The Bible as passers-by in the street? "And the Lord Jesus resideth in heaven. AMEN."
Can you juggle? I should learn.
Do you think bouncy castles are fun? Moonbounce!
Are the majority of your clothes designer dry clean only? Nope.
Have you ever glued your fingers together on purpose? No, I think that should be a credible excuse for getting out of English class, though.
Do you like mueseli? I wouldn't know.
Is batique cool? No.
Do you smoke French cigarettes? Heh. If I smoked, I would.
Do you visit the hairdresser more than once a month? Nope.
Is your feng shui good? It's... feng-y?
Have you ever been threatened with being committed to an asylum? COMMIT'D!
Where do you feel more at home: the burbs or the ghetto? The 'Burbs? I love that old Irish guy.
Ever made excuses to skip gym class? I'm sure I did.
Did you instead have to sit it out, watch the others in your stockinged feet and be made to feel like a dweeb? Yeah. :(
Have you ever denied a MySpace friend request on a random whim of spite? NOT ADD'D!!!1
Was Jello Biafra right on in his mayoral campaign with his policy of business people having to dress like clowns during working hours? Not really, but I like the Dead Kennedys, so it's okay.
Is Michael Moore the voice of a nation or a fat slob? The latter.
Do you summer in The Hamptons? More like Compton.
Have you got sexually aroused while reading American Psycho? Oh, so many times.
Do you wish you were Marilyn Manson? Damn, what I wouldn't give to have Audrey worship me... And have had one rib removed so that I could give myself fellatio. (Yes, I know that's a myth.)
Can you quote Pi to more than three decimal places? 3.14159... that's as much as I know.
Do you like pie? Oddly, I was just discussing this today. Cherry's my favorite.
What's the worst insult you can think of? Your mother wears boots in the shower!
Did you have a lazy eye as a child and have to wear a patch occasionally? Aww... no.
Do you have imaginary friends? Sadly not.
Do you prefer them to your real ones? Yeah.
Are spiders webs indoors: trendy pseudo goth chic, a disgrace, or a neat way of keeping the flies down? I call them cheap interior decorating.
Have you have ECT? My appointment's Thursday.
Do you believe awesomest is a proper word? Nope.
Have you ever frequently wished you were dead? Ever frequently... isn't that kind of contradictory? And no, I have not.
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man? The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind...
Do you think digital watches are a pretty neat idea? No.
Have you ever spelled out words on your calculator? Hehehe, I sure have... GOLOBOS
Are Beavis and Butt-head your role models? No.
Does the 30th anniversary edition of Night Of The Living Dead blow chunks? Probably. The original was pretty good.
Do you like your (wo)men like you do your coffee? Iced and laced with caramel?... Uhm, sure.
Have you ever discussed Chekov at a dinner party? No.
Did you think I meant the dude from Star Trek? Spock? Khan? William Shatner?
Have you ever held your breath until you turned blue? Maybe. I'm not sure whether or not I turned blue. There was that time that I almost died as an infant, though.
Would you insist on a change of sheets if someone else had slept in your bed? Yes. That's really creepy.
Do you make your bed with hospital corners? Who said I make my bed?
Should Eric Clapton die NOW? No... now.
Have you ever cried yourself to sleep at night over unfulfilled dreams? Damn... if only I had gone to Souper Salad instead of Dion's! :cries:
Is an `ohm' to you something that meditating dudes chant? Yes, because Schatzman doesn't know how to teach.
Do you suffer from an OCD? Yes. Six.
Do you wish you had a complete set of Star Wars action figures? I have the complete Beetlejuice set, I'm sure. Does that compare?
Does what's the worst that can happen?? APOCALYPSE'D!!1
Can you lick your own eyebrows? Kinky.
Have you ever been mistaken for someone famous? Kiki!
Do you know the difference between being `anally retentive? and `constipated?? Yes.
Have you ever walked doggy doo into someone?s home? Surely.
Was it on purpose? No. :snickers:
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight? No, but sticking it behind my ear usually ends up pretty badly.
Have you ever fantasised about being eaten by an octopus? A heptapus, maybe.
Are either of your parents in prison for a felony? Tampering with the evidence... DAAD?!
Do you own a Persian rug? Persia doesn't exist anymore.
Who does the Moon belong to? To quote my mother, "The moon is in retrograde..."
Did you feel a particular question was directed at you personally? The whole damn quiz. I'm being watched by the CIA?
I can't say that I feel anything but good right now. Saturday was fucking awesome, even though I have a cut only centimeters from my right eye, and I'm damn lucky that it wasn't any closer. Seeing David on Saturday was also very good, oddly. Optimism is an increasingly good thing.
If anybody can come up with a topic for my humanities project that is better than scientology, I'll give you a muffin... or money... or sex with a prostitute, or something.