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[moondust9358]

One thing that Coke will always have over Pepsi: They have infinitely better commercials. Sorry, I'd rather see penguins and polar bears any day than Britney Spears dancing or Michael Jackson's head catching on fire. Well, maybe I'd take the latter over penguins and polar bears.

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[tallest_spork]

Coca~Pepsi would have the perfect advertisements--penguins and polar bears lighting Britney Spears on fire.

[syrax]

I dunno, Coke's commercials really, really suck recently. I mean, we don't see the joy of Pepsi bullshit anymore, thank God, but they rarely show the polar bears anymore, the penguins are just to keep with the tradition that is moreso an embodiment of generation X or something (I'm thinking X, it was what helped make Home Alone).

Eh, I like Mountain Dew commercials anyways. Seeing a black kid running in a really God awfully wierd way shouting that he's having the best day of his life making the protagonist feel even shittier about his crappy life is pretty entertaining. Then again, Pepsi owns Mountain Dew, and Coke owns a small country in the Middle East. CLOSE CALL.

[syrax]

Oh, yeah, Coke Zero was responsible for those two commercials about the annoying guy with the secret formula which such a God damn old script for adverstising, and, even worse, that stupid "I'd like to teach the world to chill" song. OH GOD *claw eyes out*

[moondust9358]

Well, they're better than the Sprite commercials, that's for sure. I don't want to see some little action figure with an afro jumping on people and stealing their party snacks, either.

[syrax]

I miss that black 7-up guy, though. He was fucking hilarious. Though the bikini calender of truck divers might've been a bit too much for my heart.