*Pissed the FUCK OFF*

Sep 30, 2003 14:44

Over a MONTH ago, my friend Alex sent me some cds she burned ( Read more... )

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anonymous October 1 2003, 00:51:05 UTC
Hmmn... UPS... What does UPS stand for..?

Useless Pinching Shits? Uncontrollable Parcel Snatch?

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moonlightdesire October 1 2003, 00:53:56 UTC
HA! I like Uncontrollable Parcel Snatch. I call them UP(your)S and this guy Steve says he calls them fuck UPS. I guess its a matter of personal preferance

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anonymous October 1 2003, 01:11:00 UTC
From the web site. (Oh yeah, I'm thorough..)

"UPS continues to develop the frontiers of logistics, supply chain management, and e-Commerce . . . combining the flows of goods, information, and funds."

I'm assuming here that the logistics are those that perplex Fagin on a nightly basis. Do you think the board meets with an ice breaker, "Got to pick a parcel or two, boys..?"

"It is a company that has never shied away from reinventing itself, as a more complete reading of its history demonstrates."

Hmmn... Reinvent. Is that code for laundering?
S xxxxx

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moonlightdesire October 1 2003, 01:13:46 UTC
Oh my God woman, you are so frigging hysterical! I love you!

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I hate UPS anonymous October 2 2003, 13:31:46 UTC
I sent that package thinking it'd actually GET to you damnit.
They should be happy I'm in Italy in the moment and can't really do much about it.
I might still be able to get them to you though.
*cries*
Maybe.

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