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moonlightoutlaw

Violation 0.30 - [Voice/Video/Diagrams!]

Oct 10, 2010 01:16

((ooc: backdated to yesterday morning, before people were kidnapped ( Read more... )

[video], [voice], nintendo approved puberty, safe sex equals a safe landing

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[Voice] pimpinwings October 10 2010, 05:41:32 UTC

[Unlike the rest of Luceti, Zelos will break out into hysterical laughter]

[Voice] moonlightoutlaw October 10 2010, 05:42:22 UTC

Enjoyed that, did we?

[Voice] pimpinwings October 10 2010, 05:46:12 UTC

If I were murdered right now by a pack of angry women, I would still die amused as hell.

[Voice] moonlightoutlaw October 10 2010, 05:48:52 UTC

Wouldn't be the worst way to go.

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1/? bullet_dance October 10 2010, 05:43:31 UTC

[Insert something meaningful concerning Noel's emotions for today.

Flipping the page to this entry...]

bullet_dance October 10 2010, 05:45:05 UTC

[--"Sex."

]

bullet_dance October 10 2010, 05:47:21 UTC

[HELP WITH WHAT? NO, STOP THAT.

STOP. MR. GOROH.

BREASTS? BUT--NO, NEVERMIND THAT. WHY IS SHE STILL LISTENING. CLOSE THE JOURNAL, NOEL.]

bullet_dance October 10 2010, 05:48:54 UTC

[But she can't because she--AUGHHHHH WHYYYYYY.

Can he just stop--]

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shh this comment doesn't exist chronica October 10 2010, 05:55:06 UTC

[She's just gonna be blinking at most of this and just ignore the diagrams - she had her fair share of that a while ago. Most of this stuff she already knew about vaguely and she'll never reach puberty anyway, so it doesn't concern her.]

...Thank you for the informative broadcast. Your help with educating the community about the birds and the bees is appreciated. Please have a good day, sir.

[aaand shutting the journal. also those edits don't exist]

moonlightoutlaw October 10 2010, 05:59:34 UTC

Glad I could help.

donaldtrumpcard October 10 2010, 05:57:54 UTC

...

...

Reading a book may have given the people who were curious the same result.

moonlightoutlaw October 10 2010, 06:00:21 UTC

Like kids read books in this day and age anymore.

[voice] book_of_chaos October 10 2010, 06:04:51 UTC

What the...

[What was that? Why did he just read that!?]

[voice] moonlightoutlaw October 10 2010, 06:06:46 UTC

Feeling informed?

[voice] book_of_chaos October 10 2010, 06:11:27 UTC

I-- I know about anatomy just fine. [Such a strained, strained voice.] But this terminology...

[Not that he's ever heard of a condom. And that banana. What the heck.]

[voice] moonlightoutlaw October 10 2010, 06:12:21 UTC

It's important to know the common vernacular for sex talk. Some people tend to be too prudish to use words like penis and vagina directly.

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