Top 25 Funniest Laws
I forgot about finding these somewhere in either May or June and I would like to share them with everyone that hasn't seen these yet.
This is a list of 25 real, but stupid enough to be funny laws from all around the world. I've got to warn you that most of them are from the United States. Also some the laws are real old ones from way back.
Okay here they are in the exact order:
1. Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay.
Location: Singapore.
2. One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Location: United States, Illinois, Champaign
3. It is forbidden to bring bears to the beach.
Location: Israel, Haifa
4. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Location: United States, Alaska
5. Idiots may not vote.
Location: United States, New Mexico
6. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Location: United States, Florida
7. If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Location: United States, Kansas
8. Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Location: United States, California, Chico
9. Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco
10. It is illegal to have sex with a cow.
Location: United States, Louisiana, Sulphur
11. You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Location: United States, Arizona
12. A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
Location: United States, Massachusetts
13. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
Location: United States, Florida
14. You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
Location: United Kingdom, Chester
15. It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Location: United States, Florida
16. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Location: United States, Texas
17. You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
Location: United States, Ohio, Marion
18. It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
Location: United States, West Virginia
19. It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.
Location: United States, Utah, Tremonton
20. It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco
21. When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.
Location: United States, Tennessee, Lenior County
22. The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Location: United States, New York
23. Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
Location: United Kingdom, York
24. It is illegal to molest butterflies.
Location: United States, California, Pacific Grove
25. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
Location: United Kingdom, Liverpool
They also have all the stupid laws in each state. So if you want to hear the dumb laws from a specific state, then please ask and I'll give them to you.
This is a list of 25 real, but stupid enough to be funny laws from all around the world. I've got to warn you that most of them are from the United States. Also some the laws are real old ones from way back.
Okay here they are in the exact order:
1. Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay.
Location: Singapore.
2. One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Location: United States, Illinois, Champaign
3. It is forbidden to bring bears to the beach.
Location: Israel, Haifa
4. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Location: United States, Alaska
5. Idiots may not vote.
Location: United States, New Mexico
6. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Location: United States, Florida
7. If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Location: United States, Kansas
8. Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Location: United States, California, Chico
9. Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco
10. It is illegal to have sex with a cow.
Location: United States, Louisiana, Sulphur
11. You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Location: United States, Arizona
12. A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
Location: United States, Massachusetts
13. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
Location: United States, Florida
14. You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
Location: United Kingdom, Chester
15. It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Location: United States, Florida
16. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Location: United States, Texas
17. You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
Location: United States, Ohio, Marion
18. It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
Location: United States, West Virginia
19. It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.
Location: United States, Utah, Tremonton
20. It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco
21. When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.
Location: United States, Tennessee, Lenior County
22. The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Location: United States, New York
23. Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
Location: United Kingdom, York
24. It is illegal to molest butterflies.
Location: United States, California, Pacific Grove
25. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
Location: United Kingdom, Liverpool
They also have all the stupid laws in each state. So if you want to hear the dumb laws from a specific state, then please ask and I'll give them to you.