The Rhyby Legacy: Generation 1, Chapter 4
Uhm, I honestly have nothing to say except I'm super excited that I'm THIS far into a legacy. Usually, I fail and quit by now!
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LAST TIME:
Holy crap. I don't even remember what happened last time. Connor did the whoopee with the wrinkly old bag in his and Circe's bed. Circe kicked his cheatin' ass out and broke up with him. She gave birth to Aphrodite, who went from baby to toddler to child in one chapter. Circe had her first kiss with, went steady with, proposed, and married Patrick. She also got her baby bump! Think that's about it? ONWARDS!
So we start off with both Circe and Patrick dreaming about having little babies of their own! I approve of this.
Aphrodite on the other hand... ate her cake all by her lonesome.
Aphrodite: Freaking parental units. It's my birthday and you sleep? Whatever, more cake for me. I'll... just drown my sorrows in cake.
Aw, poor bby.
Aphrodite: Leave me be. *sniffle*
Aphrodite: I should go kick down their door. I mean, Patrick can get away with it since I'm not really his kid, but Mom? No, MOM SHOULD BE HERE. WHAT THE HELL.
Instead, she opted to play as Queen of the Nether Realm.
Aphrodite: Hear ye, hear ye! I SAID LISTEN UP BITCH. Ahem.
Are... are you talking to me?
Aphrodite: Of course. Now! From this day forth, I decree that no mothers in this land shall ever miss their daughter's birthday parties ever again! They shall be tied down with shackles bolted in the floorboards and forced to cheer happily and make derp faces!
You really are insane and evil.
Aphrodite: Grr... Don't make me beat with you my scepter.
Y-yes, my queen. o.o
Aphrodite: Now, I have pressing matters to attend to.
*in fetal position, rocking back and forth in the corner.*
Aphrodite: YOU WON'T LOVE ME, MOTHER? I'll clog your toilets. I'll clog ALL your toilets!
Where's that genius trait when you need it?
Aphrodite: So Patrick, I have this ingenious idea to make fortunes. You want in?
Patrick: Uh... sure?
Aphrodite: Okay, so, I say we go buy some crack and get my mom hooked on it, then you go and buy a big ass purple suit with some leopard print fur lining and a pimp cane and be her pimp. It's fool-proof!
Patrick: I'm not so comfortable with that idea, honey...
Aphrodite: You wuss.
Aphrodite, I think he's right. That's... a terrible idea. Plus, she's important to my legacy.
Aphrodite: YOU'RE ALL TRAITORS TO THE QUEEN. OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
Of course, Patrick. Drown your worries in a good bowl of piping hot mac and cheese.
Patrick: Oh, Julie. I don't think I can handle Aphrodite. She seems so troubled.
I think she's just going through a phase.
And so, Aphrodite continued to terrorize her entire family every day with little nuances. Showering in her swimsuit, for example. So evil.
Aphrodite: Of course it's evil! I thought of it. Now I'll take it off and put it in a plastic bag and tie it up! It'll smell so bad!
Aphrodite: Alright, tomorrow will be a brand new day for more evil. Good night, Julie.
Good night, sweet thing.
Patrick is such a good sim. He's never doing anything to worry me. Not like Aphrodite and Circe. He's even reading a book on pregnancy. Daw.
How's it going there, Circe? Ready to pop yet? Julie wants more babies spawns babies!
Circe: Oh you know. It's going. I'm getting bigger like normal. Say, does this look aligned to you?
I think it looks fine. You know, you should pay more attention to Aphrodite. I think she wants her mommy.
Circe: Oh, but she seems so independent. She'll be fine.
Okay...
I come back to check on Circe and she's finished this gorgeous painting. It looks really good.
Circe: Thanks. It represents my family. See, Patrick and I are the center here. And the rays are our children and their children and their children's children and so on and so forth.
That's really sweet and deep, Circe. But you know we have to sell it. We need the money.
Circe: And you're in it too!
I am?
Circe: Yeah! You're the clouds! Surrounding us and loving us and making sure we don't die before our time!
Aw. You're gonna make me cry. (':
Back in the kitchen/dining/living room, Patrick was busy writing thank you notes for the wedding gifts they received.
Aphrodite: Say, pops, whatcha doing? Wanna help me with my homework?
Patrick: I can't, sweetie. Gotta get these notes out. They're like 5 weeks overdue!
Aphrodite: D'oh. Okay. Let's see here... the square root of 69 is 8 something, right? Cause I've been trying to figure it out...
Oh Aphrodite... xD
Circe: OH GODS, JULIE. IT'S COMING!
OH GOD, THE BABY?!
Circe: NO, MY PARENTS. OF COURSE THE BABY.
Go to the hospital, quick!
Circe: Keys! I need keys! Oh, gods, I don't remember it being so painful!
Patrick didn't bother showing up to the birth of his TWINS. Don't tell me he's a Connor in the making. -.-
Circe: Oh, he's not! He'll be so happy to see his new babies.
Back at home, Patrick was being a good father and reading Aphrodite to sleep.
Patrick: So, Harry and his friends were like, "HOLY SHIT A GIANT TROLL IN DA GIRLS' BATHROOM!"
Aphrodite: Oh, Patrick. I love your version. I think I'll call you dad.
Derp twin 1.
Derp twin 2.
Meet Artemis Rhyby. She's a light sleeping virtuoso who's a Gemini. She enjoys kids' music, the color blue, and grilled cheese. Aren't you just so cute!
Artemis: Bwahahahahjskdfsk!
Meet Apollo Rhyby, Artemis' twin brother. Apollo is a Scorpio who is brave and a heavy sleeper. He enjoys country music, cheesesteak, and the color lilac.
Obligatory first day of school photo. Chin up, Aphrodite!
Aphrodite: Go away.
Patrick, of course, being an awesome daddy!
Patrick: Tickle, tickle, tickle!
Artemis: Dwabby!
Apollo's trying out his musical skills.
Apollo: Watbch me hit da yellwoe one!
You know what, I'm not even angry at you, Circe. You need this well-deserved nap. Sleep tight, my princess. <3
Annnnnd then you go and make out. That's cool. xD
Oh god. Why are you doing it with the kiddies in the room? I promise I'll pay for whatever therapy you'll need, little ones. -.-
And boom goes the dynamite.
Artemis: MWAMWA!
Aw, baby! Lemme get mama for you! Look at your wittle face!
Artemis: MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. MAMA! MAMA!
Okay, you're not so cute anymore. Stop it. Oh, who am I kidding. You're adorable!
Apollo: Bwock. I grue bwock to my hanbs.
OH MY GOD, YOUR SMILE. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
Patrick: Come on, son. You can do it! Walk to daddy!
Apollo: Dwabby!
OH MY GOD, YOUR WALK IS SO CUTE.
Aphrodite: Oh, woe is me! My parents never pay attention! Gods, take me now!
Aphrodite, you know your parents love you. They just have to take care of the new little ones first.
Aphrodite: You know what, Julie? I am so tired of you sticking up for them. I need love too!
Aphrodite... you know we all love you!
Aphrodite: Oh, what's that, Mr. Crown? You're saying I should light Julie on fire? I think that is a swell idea!
...*backs away*
Lolz, not so intimidating now, are you Aphrodite?
Aphrodite: Remember that game I was thinking of last chapter? I'm still thinking of it.
Aphrodite: Oh, Mr. Crown! Behave yourself! I'm a young lady! Bwa ha ha ha! Oh? Oh? No! You don't say?! Well, let me tell you something. Mr. Jay Leno is a hilarious man. I've actually had him as a jester before. He is such a funny guy. We really must schedule a get together, dear Crown.
Artemis: Grr, BWOCK NO GO IN DA HOLE!
Awwww, baby tantrum! <3
Why are you crying, Circe? And what are you doing, Aphrodite? You look like you're up to no good. -.-
Circe: I just.. I can't believe what I'm seeing. All my children. They're so beautiful and healthy! And my handsome husband! It's... it's like a dream, Julie!
Aphrodite: I just want to play with my little sister.
DON'T YOU HURT HER APHRODITE. I WILL SHIP YOU OFF TO BOARDING SCHOOL, I PROMISE! Obvious favoritism is obvious.
Surprisingly enough, all she really did want to do was play Peek-a-boo with her sister.
Aphrodite: I see you, Artemis!
Artemis: OH! I SEE YOUB, TOO.
Artemis: AHAHA. Youb no see meeb?
OH MY GOD. X_X
Circe: Oh god, this painting is terrible. I think I'm gonna be sick.
I don't think it's the painting, my darling. I think you've got the ~pregnancy bug~.
Circe: Don't even. I can't do anymore child birth!
GOD DAMN IT APHRODITE. I KNEW YOU WERE UP TO NO GOOD.
Aphrodite: Ha ha ha! Taking candy from a baby is so easy.
Artemis: Bwut, big sibster?
Artemis starts wailing on the floor like there's no tomorrow.
Aphrodite: I got my eye on you next, baby brother. Muahahaha.
Don't even think about it, Aphrodite. >:O
Artemis: Webby?
Apollo: One...
Artemis: Twooob...
Apollo and Artemis: THWEE!
Circe got invited to a party down the street and I figure, she's been a good mommy, why not?
Circe: Oh my gods. I haven't been around mature adults in forever... how will I know how to act?
This is BabysitterWhoseNameICannotRemember. She is a cutie.
And CuteGuyWhoseNameICan'tRememberEither showed up at the party. He was basically boring throughout the entire thing though.
Circe thought she smelled a bit funny, so she decided to hop in the shower for a quick second, but as she was coming out, stark nekkid, this guy walks in.
OldGuy: You're being inappropriate. I may have to ask you to leave.
Circe: I'M inappropriate? YOU JUST SAW ME NUDE BECAUSE YOU WALKED IN ON ME IN THE SHOWER. I think that's pretty inappropriate.
Circe decided to dance her problems away though.
Circe: Aw, yeah. I forgot how good dancing feels.
I decided to check on things at home before Circe arrived and I see everyone's basically knocked the fuck out on the floor. What the hell? What is my babysitter being paid 75 simoleons for?
Oop. Pregnant lady.
Circe: Not even gonna complain because I know I'm gonna love him or her so much. <3
And this is why I love you. Also, is it me or does it seem like you keep getting knocked up back to back?
I swear, you guys make the cutest couple.
Circe: These babies are going to overrun me.
Aphrodite decided to try her hand at building an empire.
Aphrodite: This block will be my personal tailor shop. She'll make the finest dresses for me out of the finest silks and linens.
Aphrodite: Hey, bro.
DON'T YOU DARE. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO.
Apollo: Appledyety!
Aphrodite: See this candy? This was yours, baby bro. Now it's mine. Muahahahaha. MM, SO DELICIOUS.
And of course, Apollo cries bloody murder.
Patrick: Come on, baby. Say you-ten-cells.
Apollo: Appledyety took my canbby.
Patrick: Damn it, Aphrodite.
Apollo: Dabb it, Appledyety!
On the other side of the room, Circe was teaching Artemis how to play Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.
Circe: Okay, baby. Now, hit the blue one.
Artemis: Bit, I gobt dis.
DAW. SIDE TO SIDE SKILLING. CUTENESS.
Circe: So, Mommy told the boss that she didn't want to work for him anymore, but with not so nice words. You should never do that, okay? It came back and bit Mommy in the ass.
Apollo really needed the potty, but MY GOD, that boy did not want to be on the potty. I've never seen this happen. He was squirming his way out.
Apollo: NO NO. IT EABT MY PWOOPY!
Circe: Patrick, keys!
Patrick: OH GODS, WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO?!
Circe and Julie: KEYS!
Patrick: Oh, oh! Right!
Aphrodite: OH MY GODS. MOM IS HAVING ANOTHER BABY?! WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!
SHUDDAP APHRODITE. WE LOVE YOU. YOU'RE JUST A MEANIE. >:O
Aphrodite: Fine.
Patrick: Why are there so many screaming babies? What did Aphrodite do?
I don't think she did anything. I think they just want food or something.
Circe: Guess how many?
How many?
Circe: Just guess.
...Three?
Circe: Yep.
THANKFULLY, it was time for the twins' birthdays. First was Artemis.
She grew up into a graceful little derp.
And then was time for Apollo.
Aphrodite: WOOHOO. MOMWHENYOUGETTHECHANCEIOVERFLOWEDTHEWASHER. WOOHOO, GO APOLLO.
And we have another little derp.
Artemis, post-makeover. SO CUTE. She gained the Friendly trait.
Apollo, post-makeover. He got the hidden Can Salute trait. SO HIPSTER.
Apollo: I'm so cool that I can salute without even having a father that can salute. Having a dad that can salute is so mainstream.
I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU, YOU NONCHALANT CHILD OF BEAUTIFULNESS.
And now, our triplets are aged!
OH GOD. xD
So we have Baby 1, Erebus Rhyby, post-makeover. Erebus is a clumsy and friendly Aries. He loves roots music, dim sum, and the color of sea foam.
Then we have Athena, who is grumpy and a light sleeper. Athena is a Virgo who loves classical music, grilled salmon, and the color black.
And last, but not least, is Nyx, WHO IS THE ONLY ONE WITH BLACK HAIR. Nyx is a Taurus who is a genuis and a virtuoso. She enjoys kids music, lobster thermidor, and the color red.
And so we end this chapter with a creepy Patrick sleeping with his eyes open and Circe being a good mommy.
Circe: So, to be logical, you must always think all your actions and choices through. There is something called common sense, baby. My ex-husband, Aphrodite's dad, had no common sense, whatsoever. You don't want to be like him.
AND WE ARE DONE! HOLY SHIT, HOW MANY FUCKING BIRTHDAYS WAS THAT?!
In the next episode:
ARE THERE ANY MORE BABIES FOR CIRCE?
That is all!
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