Tim Curry does the worst Russian accent in the history of faking Russian accents.

Gary Gygax is rolling in his grave.

We did it. We did it. We did it.

Like a ghost haunting the old halls of my life, I wish I could touch the things that I can't forget.

Old regrets are like voluntary nightmares.

If you ever needed proof that the government doesn't have our best interests in mind, just look at this $700,000,000,000 bailout scheme. So help me, if that bailout thing goes through, I will not vote for one single incumbent, nor for anybody who approved of it. They're selling us down the goddamned river by giving money to the people who caused ( Read more... )

Well, they finally did it. Long venerated Cartoon Network programming block Toonami ended its twelve-year run tonight. No longer strong enough to support itself, the old standby has now officially been consigned to the ages. Reboot, Outlaw Star, Trigun, Gundam Wing, and more recently Naruto, all passed through the hallowed grounds of Toonami. There ( Read more... )

Is masculinity in this day and age typified more by the effeminate, sensitive pretty boys like Leo DiCaprio and Orlando Bloom, or the brainless, chauvenistic antiheros of Nicholas Cage and Pierce Brosnan?

I'm conflicted as to the determination of whether I will continue to be loyal to the Rock Band series, or defect back to the old Guitar Hero collective. After GH3, I stopped appreciating their particular brand, especially on the grounds that their series lacked the features I came to appreciate, then love, in Rock Band. I feel a certain distaste ( Read more... )

At times like these, I desperately wish to blast a stranger out of bed with a firehose.