Deals. Bribes. Photos.
A/N: This fic was intended to be a christmas gift for everyone who loves wonkyu, however, due to my holiday hiatus and a super fail internet connection, this fic got out late. Please blame my internet connection. ^^ BUT! All is well that ends well right?
Happy new year, cheers! lovely! - Choi S.W. :)))
His usual morning routine was to wake up at six, read the bible, take a shower, exercise, eat some toast and listen to his favourite jazz music. The only time his routine would change was if Kyuhyun spends the night with him - as what happened the previous night. Siwon had turned off his alarm clock so as to not disturb the sleeping maknae snuggled comfortably beside him.
He gently sat up a bit and started for his bible - reading, contemplating as he stroke Kyuhyun’s hair softly, careful not to waken. Siwon knew that their peaceful moment was about to end as loud crashing sounds and hurried footsteps echoed outside their room. Kyuhyun grunted and snuggled closer to Siwon’s side while the older man patted him on the hair. The door swung open and in came Donghae, still on his pyjamas, breathing heavily.
“Siwon! Siwon! We’re going to be late! It’s Hyukkie’s fault I woke up late. You promised to drive -” Donghae found himself staring at the scene before him - Siwon and Kyuhyun cuddling like the lovers that they are; clothes littered the floor; the bedspread that partially covered their nakedness. It took Donghae a while to realize what had transpired in Siwon’s room last night.
Siwon calmly put his bible down and gestured Donghae to be quiet. Donghae tried to hold his excitement and giggled like a kid while he nodded to Siwon and made his way out of the bedroom. Once he closed the door, he started running and yelling at Eunhyuk. “Hyukkie! They just made babies!! Hyukkie!”
“The next time they sleep over, I’ll kill them in their sleep and then lock our door.” Kyuhyun mumbled sleepily and threw his head into the pillows while Siwon playfully rubbed the maknae’s belly.
“Don’t get mad Kyu. It’s not good for the baby.” Siwon teased and earned himself a death glare from the maknae.
“So how’s the coffee shop going?”Siwon hesitantly asked. Kyuhyun pulled the blanket closer to him and smiled at Siwon. His mother, along with Leeteuk’s and Sungmin’s, just opened a cafe near their dorms. It just opened the other day and last night Kyuhyun paid a visit.
“You should have come along. The mothers were there, Sungmin and Yesung hyung, Father was... you and father should talk one of these days.” Kyuhyun laughed.
“Your dad hates me.” Siwon grunted. He can still remember the face Kyuhyun’s father had when he caught the two making out on the Cho’s kitchen counters. “Why is he still mad at me? I already told him that I’d be the one responsible for you and for us, didn’t I? And! We were only kissing that time!”
“We were kissing. But your hands were busy somewhere else that time.” Kyuhyun said as he slapped Siwon’s hands away from him. “Don’t worry. Dad doesn’t hold onto grudges that long. Mom invited you to dinner, by the way.” He added and pushed Siwon’s face away as the man tried to lean in for a kiss. “No kissing until you give me my Christmas present.”
Siwon laughed. He knows how excited Kyuhyun can be at the mention of presents. Every year he ends up striking a deal with Kyuhyun. One time Kyuhyun won’t even let Siwon inside their dorms. The only time Siwon could enter was when he brought Kyuhyun the gifts on his wish list. However, Siwon wants that deal to change this year.
“I’ll go talk to your dad, go to the family dinner, and I’ll even let you have your presents now. But under one condition - give me my present first.” Siwon said with a smug face. Kyuhyun laughed as he puckered up his lips, telling Siwon to kiss him. But Siwon shook his head and told the maknae that it wasn’t a kiss that he wanted.
“No? You want us to have sex? Again?” Kyuhyun looked even more confused as Siwon shook his head lazily. “What? What do you want? Don’t tell me to do a sexy dance for you because hell will freeze first before I do that for you. I love you, really, but sexy dancing...”
Siwon laughed at the maknae. A sexy dance would be too much for Kyuhyun, and him as well. After all, Siwon has little self-restrain that Kyuhyun won’t be able to finish the dance, if he did dance.
“You’ll have to guess what I want for Christmas. If you’re wrong then I won’t talk to your dad, at least for now, and you won’t get your presents. I’ll go to your family dinner since your mother invited me.” Siwon felt happy since he knew, for once, he has outwitted Kyuhyun.
Kyuhyun grinned at Siwon. He wasn’t called the 'evil maknae' for nothing. This deal is going to be easy for him. Not that he really cared about his presents, he was determined to win this deal for one reason - he really wanted Siwon to talk to his dad.
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Kyuhyun busied himself at Siwon's kitchen preparing toasts and omelettes for breakfast while Eunhyuk and Donghae looked at him suspiciously. Siwon was taking a bath and Kyuhyun wanted to use the opportunity to gather the two for a special mission. Carefully he placed the omelettes on lunch boxes.
“These lunch boxes will serve as my payment to what I will be asking you guys to do.” Kyuhyun suddenly turned serious. Eunhyuk looked awkwardly at the lunch boxes.
“Kyu.. don’t you love us? Why are you cooking... f-for us?” Donghae said teary eyed. Kyuhyun sighed and handed Donghae a piece of omelette, motioning for him to eat it. Donghae miserably looked at Eunhyuk and mouthed ‘I love you’ as he put the food in his mouth.
“Stop being so dramatic and eat it! Ryeowook taught me how to cook them.”
Donghae’s face lightened as he tasted the omelette. It was good - a bit salty and greasy, but over all it was fluffy and nice. He wasn’t going to die, he thought, as he reached for more food.
“So, what is this special mission you’re talking about?” Eunhyuk haughtily asked. “Mind you, I am a very pricey agent. I’m Korea’s James Band!”
“Bond, Hyukkie. James BOND.” Donghae corrected while he munched on a toast.
“Whatever. They’re both spies anyway.”
“As I was saying, these lunch boxes will be my payment to you guys. Christmas is two days from today and I.. I still don’t have a gift for Siwon.” Kyuhyun shyly said, earning an arrogant smile from Eunhyuk. Eunhyuk was excited and happy since he knows that Kyuhyun will be indebted to him if he finishes the mission well.
“Say no more, dear maknae. You know that Donghae and I love you guys so much we’re willing to do anything to make you happy...” Eunhyuk said, pinching the bridge of his nose as if he was about to cry, swinging an arm over Kyuhyun. Kyuhyun irritably looked at Eunhyuk.
“Just let me know what Siwon wants this Christmas. Make it quick and do not tell him ever of this plan, understand?” Kyuhyun ordered and looked intently at Donghae. “And if one of you ‘accidentally’ tells Siwon about this, I’ll make sure that EunHae fans will be extremely happy, they’ll even die because of blood loss, with what I’d be posting on the internet.”
“God! Enough with the blackmails! Once we’re done with this task I’ll make sure to wipe out your computer clean!” Eunhyuk said annoyed.
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“What do you want for Christmas, Siwon?” Eunhyuk asked nervously. “I wanted to give you something you really want...so maybe you can just tell me what that is and then I’ll buy it for you?”
Siwon smiled as he waved goodbye at Kyuhyun and drove off. Kyuhyun has to attend an early meeting with the musical’s producer and Siwon, along with Eunhyuk and Donghae, has just dropped him off at the theatre. Donghae also waved and then flashed a ‘thumbs up’ sign at Kyuhyun. Siwon thought about Eunhyuk’s question as he turned right to the direction of their next itinerary.
“I don’t really want anything this Christmas. I’m happy with what I have now. I’ve got you guys, I’ve got Kyu.. but if you really have to know, it’s world peace... and love. I wish people would be more in love. With love comes peace. And with peace comes the lord.” Siwon sniggered as Eunhyuk shook his head and sighed. Donghae nodded in agreement with Siwon. If Siwon was their pastor then Donghae was his number one follower.
“Alright. Seriously now! Tell me what you want this Christmas and I’ll definitely get it for you! No matter what or where it is, I’ll find it for you! Just tell me what it is.” Eunhyuk cried out. Donghae was amazed at how well Eunhyuk acted. “You’ve been like a real brother to me. A good one at that! That’s why.. that’s why, I.. I wanted to give you the best gift ever this C-christmas.” Eunhyuk followed up, sobbing.
Siwon glanced at them from the mirror. Donghae was consoling Eunhyuk, patting him on the back and telling words of comfort. Siwon smirked. “What did Kyuhyun tell you huh?"
Eunhyuk suddenly lifted his head up in surprise. “W-w-what are you talking about? Maknae has nothing to do with this! We just wanted to get you what you really want this Christmas, because we - Donghae and I - love you!”
Siwon laughed at Eunhyuk’s words as he parked their car near the broadcasting station where their next schedule was located. He turned off his car’s engine and unbuckled his seatbelt. He turned around to face the two men at the back seat - their shocked faces made Siwon laugh more.
“Hyukjae, Donghae, my dear brothers. I know that you don’t ask me what I want for Christmas. You’re the ones who always tell me what to get you two for Christmas. You always give me surprise gifts! I love all the gifts I receive from you, and I appreciate you guys for being the best brothers I could ever have...”
Eunhyuk and Donghae stared at him, both dumbfounded as Siwon smiled at them. Eunhyuk’s dreams of making Kyuhyun feel inferior to him after this mission was successful were now slowly drifting away.
Siwon coughed and continued. “Besides, I think I know what you’re up to. Kyuhyun made you ask me what I want for Christmas right?”
“Please. PLEASE. Don’t let Kyuhyun know that you already know about our mission.” Eunhyuk begged Siwon.
“Kyuhyun told us that our fans would be happy with what he would post in the internet... if you knew about our mission.” Donghae meekly added.
Siwon pitied his dear brothers. Sure he can tolerate Kyuhyun’s mischievous and playful attacks but his brothers’ faces tell him that they can’t take anymore of Kyuhyun's pranks. “I don’t know any of your plans. Neither of what Kyuhyun has told you. We just drove here to practice for our performance later.” Siwon smiled at the confused looks Eunhyuk and Donghae gave him. “I. Don’t. Know. Anything.”
Eunhyuk sighed in relief as he hugged Donghae. They’re saved, he thought, at least for now.
“But what will we tell Kyu?” Donghae asked Eunhyuk. Siwon adjusted himself and motioned for them to come near as he whispered what he wanted for Christmas.
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The boys of Super Junior performed in high spirits at the music program. The year was ending, and Christmas is near. Everybody felt happy. Except for Kyuhyun. He looked agitated and nervous as they all prepare to go out and eat.
“A picture?! Of us? Him and me? A couple picture?” Kyuhyun looked in disgust at Siwon. He was still unaware that his mission for Eunhyuk and Donghae has already been made known to Siwon.
“At least you don’t have to spend money, right?” Donghae happily added.
A picture would be nice. Yes, it would be. But it was a picture of him WITH Siwon. Just the two of them. A couple picture. And Kyuhyun doubts where and how Siwon would want that picture to be taken. He frowned at the sight of Siwon smiling and waving at him to hurry up outside. One more day, he thought. One day to think of how to obtain and give Siwon’s Christmas present.
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Eunhyuk was happy since Kyuhyun was unaware of their semi-failed missions. He was even happier that Kyuhyun was moping ever since he knew what Siwon wanted. Eunhyuk and Donghae started to sing out Christmas carols on their way to a Chinese restaurant. Yesung, Leeteuk and Siwon also sang with them. Kyuhyun kept quiet as he looked outside their van’s window. Their singing was so noisy he couldn’t think of how to get that picture. He closed his eyes shut and opened them again. It was snowing outside. Thick, white snow covered the sideways. He smiled. He knew how to get Siwon’s present.
“HYUNG~! It’s snowing! Snow!” Kyuhyun excitedly yelled. All of them stopped singing and peeked outside their windows. They screamed for snow and ordered their manager to stop. One by one they got down from the van and as soon as they’re out, like little kids, they started to frolic in the snow.
Kyuhyun pulled out Eunhyuk and Donghae from the snow angels they were making and started conversing with them. Siwon was laughing mad at how Yesung was taking a selca the Yesung way, while Leeteuk was busy taking pictures of his beloved bandmates in the snow.
“Siwon hyung! Come here!” Kyuhyun called out to Siwon.
“What is it babe-“ Kyuhyun suddenly hugged Siwon. He blushed as he felt Siwon’s hand pat him on the head.
“What does my baby want now huh?” Siwon sniggered as he returned Kyuhyun’s hug, lifting the maknae up in the process.
“Shut up.." Kyuhyun nervously sighed. "For once let me do this for you..” Kyuhyun gently held Siwon’s face and kissed his lips. Siwon was taken aback by the maknae’s sudden display of affection. Nevertheless he returned the kiss passionately. Their kiss lasted for under a minute but for Siwon it was the longest kiss they have shared - outside, in public.
“D-did you get it?!” Kyuhyun yelled to his side. He was blushing profusely after their kiss broke. Who wouldn’t be if you have to do a passionate kiss in front of your band mates? Eunhyuk and Donghae came out of their hiding place and laughed at Kyuhyun’s flushed face.
“Kyuhyun you really looked good in this picture! It’s like a scene from one of those movies.” Eunhyuk stated as he handed Kyuhyun his camera.
“That was so romantic Kyu! You were hugging, and then kissing, and it’s snowing... and you're kissing!” Donghae said.
“Shut up. Or I’ll make you.” Kyuhyun said, with a murderous tone, as he glared at them. He took the camera and looked at the pictures. His cheeks went red again as he browsed through them. He and Siwon were hugging, and kissing, and it was snowing. It really seemed like it was taken from a movie.
“You took pictures of us?” Siwon asked with a tone of disbelief and annoyance. He knows how awkward Kyuhyun is with those kind of pictures. “Delete them Kyu. It’s alright with me. And you guys should apologize. How could you do that? ” Siwon told Eunhyuk and Donghae off. The EunHae couple shrugged it off and walked away laughing. Siwon was about to call them back but Kyuhyun stopped him.
“I was the one who ordered them to take our picture. Here.” Kyuhyun quickly pushed the camera into Siwon’s hands. “Happy Christmas. These pictures.. they are my gifts.. for you..”
Siwon smiled in surprise at Kyuhyun. Never did he expect that his dear maknae would do something like that for him. To be honest Siwon meant pictures of them captured by a professional photographer and not surprise pictures like what they just did. Nevertheless he fell in love with the maknae all over again.
“Hmm. What to do with these photos? Should I post them all up in twitter? Cyworld? Facebook?” Siwon teased and started laughing at Kyuhyun’s flushed face as he picked bits of snow caught up in the maknae’s hair.
“I’m just playing with you Kyu. I’m not going to use these photos. As I said earlier, you can delete them. I know how you feel about our pictures going on the web.” Siwon gave Kyuhyun his reassuring smile.
Kyuhyun felt relieved but decided to act like a disappointed kid. Siwon saw Kyuhyun’s disappointed look and threatened to just post them on the internet. Kyuhyun laughed and grabbed the camera away from Siwon and started deleting the pictures.
“Alright, this should do. This is my real present for you! Happy Christmas hyung.” Kyuhyun said happily. Before running over to play with Donghae, he gave Siwon the camera and placed a kiss on his cheek.
“Do whatever you want with that photo! I promise not to kill you! At least not this year, though! ” Kyuhyun yelled and formed a heart with his hands.
Siwon smiled as he looked at the picture - it was the only picture that Kyuhyun didn’t delete. They weren’t kissing on that picture; instead they were hugging each other. The light from the lamp post gave a melancholic but warm feel to the photo; Kyuhyun’s eyes were closed like a doll as his pale skin gave a healthy glow; Siwon's arm over Kyuhyun looked affectionate and protective of the maknae; and the white snow that fell on their heads... It was perfect, he thought. He wished they could stay together like that for a long time.
He pocketed the camera safely and ran over to help defend Kyuhyun from Eunhyuk and Donghae’s snowball attacks. Siwon was just happy that night he couldn’t wish anything else for christmas. He was very happy, and in love indeed that he could go and talk to Kyuhyun’s father that night. Well, maybe tomorrow, he thought. He wanted to enjoy the rest of the night with Kyuhyun and his fellow members before talking with his lover’s father. But definitely, he will, after their Christmas dinner.
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“‘Santa claus is coming to town ! lovely !’ Pfft. You’re such a bore with words. What are you doing anyway hyung? Don’t tell me you’re already posting that picture I gave you?!” Kyuhyun said in panic as he removed his arms around Siwon’s waist - releasing Siwon from the back hug. Siwon has just finished uploading a picture and just posted another tweet. He laughed as Kyuhyun grabbed his phone and checked what Siwon tweeted.
“Of course not, although I want that picture of us to be printed... in thousands, of course, then we'll sign them and give them out to everyone during one of our concerts. I might even show that to your dad tomorrow at Christmas dinner.” Kyuhyun faked a smile and attempted to kick Siwon in the groin which Siwon quickly blocked.
“I'm fine as long as you and father talk and sort things out. Oh, I didn’t know Yesung hyung was hugging you from behind.” Kyuhyun chuckled as he found the picture Siwon has just uploaded. “Look at his face! Haha!....Back hugging people all of the sudden, tsk...”
“Maybe he was just re-enacting your facial expression when you were hugging me earlier...” Siwon smirked as his remarks made the maknae’s cheeks blush.
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