christ, this sucks.

Dear Julie ( Read more... )

Desperate for a cig.

And I really miss my movie and book I may never see again.

Brian, get in touch with me when you can. Mayhaps I'll wait out the 4 months...

I really need to post something fucking substantial soon.

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied ( Read more... )

What Will moonphisto Get ?
Xmas pressie predictorBig wooly jumper knitted by love4dancePair of Socks from im_sooo_crazyBottle of Whiskey from aurorafirechildCd from whoops_i_odeedSomething Cuddly from heldcSomething Intoxicating from __siamesedreamSomething Silly from lavidamdSomething Funny from blackdelphiniumLump of coal from kill_canser ( Read more... )

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S is some guy I barely know, M is me ( Read more... )

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend, when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway ( Read more... )

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