I'm not too worried about it. Like I said, it just tells me that I need to be putting my creative energies toward my book. If I was really offended I'd be all like "Oh no you didn'"... and then I would probably get my ass beat.
Spyder's an awesome boy. Except when he's throwing water in my eyes or beating me with phone books or locking me out of the house or shooting me with bb guns or hiding my phone or keeping me awake at night with annoying noises or trying to shove fingers in areas they don't belong or yelling at me or laughing at me or calling me derrogatory names or throwing snacks at my computer or messing with me when I'm comfortable or biting me on my (very sensitive) legs or... well you get the picture.
I'm just kidding! He's never hit me with a phone book. :)
This is true. When he's being mean to me (by tickling me or making fun of me) I'll scream "WHY AM I WITH YOU! YOU MEAN HEAD!" and then he'll bring me a box of cheese and a rootbeer and then I'm like "Oh, that's why. Stupid niceness making me put up with you scaring me and tickling me and laughing at me.)
He keeps you on your toys if nothing else.
And while viabrators aren't the same, I still say they're a formidable match. They just lack the cuddling aspect.
"I yelled at Spyder yesterday. He kept asking me questions or telling me trivial facts and I just went "Shut up!! You're interrupting me!!!" He kind of stared at me and said "You... you're not doing anything but laying there." I replied "In my head!! My head is thinking! you're interrupting!"
That made me laugh alot! I totally feel that way, especially when I'm really into something that I'm writing!
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That sucks, even good people can be discourteous sometimes.
Glad to see you and Spyder are still together.. I fuckin <3 that guy :)
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Spyder's an awesome boy. Except when he's throwing water in my eyes or beating me with phone books or locking me out of the house or shooting me with bb guns or hiding my phone or keeping me awake at night with annoying noises or trying to shove fingers in areas they don't belong or yelling at me or laughing at me or calling me derrogatory names or throwing snacks at my computer or messing with me when I'm comfortable or biting me on my (very sensitive) legs or... well you get the picture.
I'm just kidding! He's never hit me with a phone book. :)
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Boys... can't live with 'em, and vibrators are just not the same.
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He keeps you on your toys if nothing else.
And while viabrators aren't the same, I still say they're a formidable match. They just lack the cuddling aspect.
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That made me laugh alot! I totally feel that way, especially when I'm really into something that I'm writing!
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