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Another Life with Kaiba ficcies...

Title: Life with Kaiba - New Pup
Author: Me, Kae, Moonraven... take your pick ^^;
Fandom: YGO
Pairing: Kaiba x Jounouchi
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Author makes no money frm this
Note: Sequel of sort to Poles Apart
Cross posted on jou_loves_kaiba



“C’mon, c’mon.” Jounouchi pressed the doorbell repeatedly, as if by doing so, Takeshi would open the door faster. Kaiba’s butler-type guy was never this slow in getting the door. “Takeshi-san!”

The door yanked opened and before Jou could complain to the man; his breath caught in his throat.

“What the hell do you want?” Kaiba scowled from behind the door, his face dark with... whatever it was that always kept Kaiba grumpy. He looked like he was in the middle of changing; his shirt was halfway undone and his hair was not as neat as it usually was.

“Hey.” Jou couldn’t keep his eyes from trailing down and lingering on Kaiba’s chest, his mind recalling the feel of the hard smooth plane under his fingertips…

Gods, it was embarrassing how fast the brunet could send his mind to the gutter. “Um, where’s Takeshi-san?”

Kaiba was silent for a moment and Jou was sure he wasn’t going to get an answer. He dragged his eyes back up to his lover’s face and found the man glaring at him. Jou grinned sheepishly at being caught drooling and shrugged. If Kaiba didn’t want him to look, he would have fixed his shirt.

“He’s not here.”

Well, no shit. “O~kay. Can I come in?” Jou asked, his arms tightening around the squirming lump in his jacket.

Kaiba narrowed his eyes and stared hard at Jou’s wiggling chest. “No.”

“C’mon, Kaiba. Let me explain.”

“No.” Kaiba made a move to close the door but Jou stuck a foot in the doorway before it could slam in his face.

“Quit being such a creep!” Jou leaned his shoulder into the door and pushed hard. Damn, but the man could still be such a jerk sometimes... well, most of the time but he was working on changing that.

“I’m busy; I don’t have time for you.” Kaiba didn’t put much effort into closing the door but he wasn’t holding it open either.

“Do whatever you’re doing and just listen. You CAN do two things at the same time, right?”

Kaiba stopped trying to keep Jou out but he continued to glare at the blond. “Listening to you, requires a lot more effort than you think.”

Jounouchi grinned and pushed past the taller man into the front hall of the mansion. “Aww... gotta keep from jumping me, huh?”

“Hardly,” Kaiba muttered as he closed the door. “What do you want?” He asked when he turned to face Jou again.

“Well...” Suddenly it wasn’t as easy as he’d thought it would be. “This place is really big.” Yeah, that was a good start.

Apparently, Kaiba didn’t think so; he remained silent but his eyes narrowed considerably.

Jou cleared his throat. “Um... don’t you need to be doing something?” If Kaiba wasn’t staring at him like that, maybe he could blurt it out faster.

“Yes, but this is beginning to be more amusing than I’d thought. Go on.”

Asshole!

“Anyway, like I said, this place is huge and you always have so many people taking care of you and the brat and you know, keeping this place tidy and all that - which reminds me, where is everyone?”

“Not here,” Kaiba repeated.

“Er... right.” Jerk, Jounouchi thought. “As I was saying, this place sure has lots of space -”

“I thought you didn’t want to move in.” Kaiba interrupted with a raised eyebrow.

“I don’t!” But Jou wanted someone else to... As if on cue, the lump in his jacket squeaked and wiggled harder. Jou winced as something sharp dug into his chest.

Kaiba blinked hard at the commotion. “Whatever it is, the answer is ‘no’,” he said, turning to walk away.

“Why not?” By this time the lump had broken free and a fluffy fur-ball poked its tiny head out from the top of Jou’s jacket. Kaiba turned back and raised his eyebrows at him.

“Aren’t you too young to have puppies of your own?” Kaiba asked mildly as the puppy barked excitedly at him while trying to jump off Jou’s chest at the same time.

Jou almost told Kaiba where he could stick the puppy but thought better of it. Eww.

“It’s for Mokuba,” Jou said instead. “I think he would love it.”

Kaiba’s eyes narrowed suspiciously. Jounouchi tried to look as innocent as possible but he had a feeling that he’d only achieved the opposite effect. He gave up and went for the puppy-dog-eye look instead. That usually worked…

But maybe not this time if judging by the hard glint in Kaiba’s eyes.

“Come on! You’re hardly here! Sticking the kid with servants all the time can’t be good for him. He needs something to take care of. He’s lonely, man!”

Jounouchi knew there weren’t many things Kaiba wouldn’t do for his brother, so if he pushed the ‘Mokuba’ card hard enough... and it wasn’t like what he had said wasn’t true. Mokuba seriously needed something and a pet was a good start.

Kaiba grunted, and then sighed in resignation. After a few moments of internal struggling, he held out his hand with exasperation. “Let’s see it.”

Jou fished out the squirming fur-ball and held it in front of Kaiba. The taller man took one quick step backwards as if Jou was holding out a snake.

“It’s a puppy. Isn’t he cute?” Jou asked as he brought the puppy to his face and nuzzled it to his cheek.

Kaiba didn’t look like he agreed with Jou. In fact, the man looked like he was going to hurl. “What?” Jou asked and peered at the fluffy puppy. “He IS cute.”

“Where is he cute?” Kaiba asked doubtfully. “He’s filthy. Where the hell did you find him?”

Jou turned the puppy around and inspected him critically. Sure he looked a little scruffy and his fur COULD be white if one looked really, REALLY hard but it wasn’t THAT dirty. “He looks okay to me.”

“And by whose standard are you judging him?”

Asshole.

“Excuse me?”

Oops. Did he say that out loud? “CatsMo...” Jou mumbled, clearing his throat. “You know the new pet store that advertises Cats and More? CatsMO. Yeah.” Another cough.

Kaiba narrowed his already narrowed eyes, looking creepier than normal.

“Like I said,” Jou said with a sigh. “He looks fine but if you insist, we could give him a bath -”

“We?” Kaiba asked, crossing his arms.

Jou was beginning to lose the tiny amount of cool he possessed. “Dude,” he said carefully. “Let’s look at the big picture. I know it’s hard when it involves something that doesn’t have anything to do with you directly but focus.” He leaned over so that he was mere inches from the CEO’s face. “It’s a present for your little brother. Think about how happy he’ll be when he sees it.”

Kaiba made a face and took a step back. “How long have you been cuddling that, that… thing?” He waved his hand absently at the puppy. “You stink.”

Hmm. One of Jounouchi’s many great light bulbs went on and he waggled his eyebrows suggestively.

“How about YOU giving me a bath? We can all go in that enormous tub together.”

“That thing is NOT going in the tub with us.” Kaiba scowled at the tiny mutt who whined as if he understood the insult.

“Your tub is huge,” Jou said. “You’d hardly know he’s there.” Then taking the protesting CEO by the sleeves of his shirt, he dragged both man and puppy down the hall.

== == == ==

Giving a puppy a bath was much harder than Jou had thought. How could something that small cause so much pandemonium in such a confined space?

Okay, so Kaiba’s master bath was hardly ‘confined’; it was larger than Jou’s entire apartment and this did not include the outside patio that could be accessed from the bath tub - or an outdoor hot tub depending on the brunet’s whim. The first time Jou saw the bath, it took him completely by surprise. It did not seem like something Kaiba would indulge in. It made him even more interested in the man - something that he would never have thought possible a few years ago.

“Why don’t we leave him in the toilet and close the cover?” Kaiba suggested after a long chase around the room.

Note to self: puppies get very slippery when wet - especially combined with Kaiba’s uber expensive shampoo.

Jounouchi looked up from his current position - one that he constantly found himself in during the entire chase - flat on the floor with his face in the soapy tile. He spat the bubbles out of his mouth, grimacing at the taste, and then sat up with a sigh. His lover, who was in a slightly better position - god forbid Kaiba should ever fall flat on his face, was sitting on the edge of the tub, smirking at him.

Jou glared back. Damn the man for looking so good when he should be just as disheveled as him! Kaiba was still mostly dressed, unlike Jou who had lost his shirt the minute they had entered the bathroom - Kaiba was never a patient man when it came to sex… wait, that wasn’t entirely true. Kaiba had once made him wait an entire night to get fucked raw. Who knew the infamously cool CEO was into bondage?

Jou dragged his mind out of the gutter and stuck his tongue out at his lover. Although Kaiba’s shirt was completely unbuttoned and sopping wet, he still made it look so damn sexy. It hung open, showing off the perfect tan - the one Jou took credit for since he was the one that hauled Kaiba’s ass to the beach - the smooth and hard plane of his chest, the flat stomach, and the trail of dark hair leading to the top of his pants… Oh for goodness sakes! He scowled down at his rapidly hardening, disobedient little… okay, not so little but it was still disobedient, dammit!

“How could you be hard at a time like this?” He looked at his crotch in disbelief.

Kaiba laughed, drawing Jou’s eyes to him once more. His lover was watching him, eyes heated. He swallowed hard, throat suddenly dry just thinking about the promises he saw glinting in the hungry blue eyes.

“What?”

“Come here, mutt.” Kaiba beckoned imperiously with his finger, and then pointed to the space between his bare feet. There was just enough room on the soaking rug for him to squeeze in. He peered at his lover, not very happy to be summoned like a dog, but he couldn’t help the pull of those amazing eyes. Before he could stop himself, he was already moving towards the man…

If Kaiba had done this a few months ago, he would have kicked his sorry ass. Now it was a bit different. He wasn’t sure he would call it love but when Kaiba referred to him in this fashion, he knew the man really meant it in an endearing way… sort of.

When Jou settled himself as comfortably as he could on the wet rug, he noticed that Kaiba was hard as well. The bulge pushing the fabric of his pants strained against the zipper, making Jou swallow hard again but this time in anticipation. Kaiba hadn’t disappointed him yet.

“See something you like?”

He nodded quickly; no point in delaying the inevitable. He carefully undid the zipper and eagerly dug out his prize - the thick erection was already beginning to drip, the entire shaft red and throbbing. He looked up at his lover in surprise.

“How long have you been sporting the wood?”

Kaiba gave him a slow grin. “Ever since you mentioned the bath.”

Jou raised his eyebrow in mock surprise. “You got hard thinking about giving the pup a bath? Kinky, aren’t we?”

Kaiba’s grin widened and he reached between his legs, stroking himself almost lazily, his eyes never leaving Jou. “Apparently, I have a thing for mutts.”

Jou pushed Kaiba’s hand away, and took over pleasuring him. The stiff flesh in his hands was almost unbearably hot and he couldn’t stop himself from whimpering when he thought of how incredible it would feel inside him. He gave the glistening tip a lick, and then took the head in his mouth, sucking hard, drawing a surprised gasp out of Kaiba.

Jou spent more time lavishing the entire length, lapping and nipping until Kaiba pulled him up and kissed him into a mushy puddle.

Gods he loved what the man could do to him…

Kaiba did not release his lips and his tongue roamed hungrily in Jou’s mouth as he efficiently divested him of the rest of his clothing.

“More,” Jou murmured against his lover’s lips.

He moaned throatily when a slick finger pushed inside him. Spreading his legs wider as he straddled Kaiba’s knees, he rode the finger, his hand pulling and encouraging his lover’s throbbing hardness in his hand. “C’mon… in me now.”

And then he felt something wet and cold against his ankle. Jou yelped and nearly fell off Kaiba’s knees as he tried to jerk his leg away from the unexpected touch.

“Go away, mutt,” Kaiba shooed the little puppy that was looking up at them curiously. The tiny creature was wet and still soapy but he was no longer leading them in a chase around the room; he was sitting by Kaiba’s foot blinking up at them and whining softly.

“Maybe he’s cold,” Jou commented and tried to get up but Kaiba kept his hands firmly on his hips, preventing him from moving. Jou leaned forward and kissed him softly. “Let’s just finish with him first okay? And then lock him away somewhere before we - oh!”

Kaiba resumed his fingering, this time inserting two fingers. Jou moaned; his head dropping onto his lover’s shoulder. “You’re sick, you know that?”

The brunet nuzzled his neck, fingers never ceasing their movement. “Whatever happened to ‘In me now’?

“I can’t do it with him watching!” He protested, yet he could not help from moving up and down on his lover’s hand.

“Consider it a lesson,” Kaiba murmured into his ears. “You have to teach your young sometime.”

With a growl, he bit Kaiba on the shoulder. “Jerk.”

Kaiba grunted and removed his fingers. But before Jou could move away, his lover shifted him and he found himself slowly impaled.

“Shit!”

Kaiba chuckled a little shakily and he had to pause briefly when he was fully seated. Jou took a small pride in that; it was nice to know that he could affect his lover enough for the man to show some vulnerability. Kaiba could sure reduce HIM to a trembling mess.

“Such language in front of children,” the Jerk said huskily against the soft skin between his shoulder and neck. “Such a bad example.”

Jou shuddered when Kaiba plunged gently upward. He had a response for that comment, really he did but the man just wouldn’t stop moving long enough for him to say it!

“Oh, fuck.”

“I am.”

“Shut up!”

Between Kaiba’s thrusts and the puppy’s insistent whining, Jou thought he would lose his mind. He’d heard of voyeurism but this was ridiculous. And tried as he might to stop either one - and the puppy was number one on THAT list - he couldn’t. Kaiba’s grip on his hip was tight and aside from going up and down on his lover, his movements were restricted. Not that he didn’t like the movement… no, no. Not at all. He just wasn’t sure about what to do with the damn puppy!

“Relax,” Kaiba told him, one hand enclosing on his erection.

“I can’t,” Jou gasped, shaking his head.

“You wanted the damn dog.”

“For Mokuba!” Jou groaned at a particularly deep thrust. “I didn’t want to fuck in front of him!”

“Relax,” his lover said again, this time he swiped his tongue in Jounouchi’s ear, and suckled gently on his earlobe. “Just feel me.”

Then suddenly, Jou found that it was very hard not to obey. Between the hand on his aching flesh and the hardness driving into him, Kaiba effectively drove all other thoughts out of his mind.

And when he came, Jou could honestly say he had forgotten all about the puppy.

== == ==

“If you tell anyone I helped you bathe the dog, I will deny everything.”

Jou laughed and snuggled closer to his lover, completely sated, dry and comfortable in Kaiba’s bed. “Who would believe me?”

“True.”

“And I was right about Mokuba,” he said, smiling happily. “He loved the puppy.”

Kaiba snorted. “Only because you think like a kid.”

Jou sighed, rolling his eyes. Even when he was admitting defeat, Kaiba still managed to insert a jab.

“Be careful, Kaiba or you’ll sound like a pedophile.”

“I’ve been called worse. Besides, I was engaging in sexual activities with a certain mongrel for a while now.”

“Eww.” Jou squirmed away in mock disgust. “Bestiality. Yuck!”

Kaiba pulled him back against his side. “And whose fault do you think it is?”

Jou stared at him in disbelief. “Which part is my fault? The part where you screw me silly or the part where YOU call me mutt… or mongrel or whatever form of dog suited your fancy at the time?”

Kaiba didn’t say anything for the longest time; he just studied Jou’s face closely, his expression inscrutable.

“Kaiba?”

Then Kaiba gave a short laugh and closed his eyes, shaking his head. “Of course it’s your fault,” he said, looking at Jou once again. This time there was a trace of uncertainty in his blue eyes. “You’re the only one who could make me do either one of those things.”

“Really?” His heart soared just a little… okay, A LOT! But then again… He glanced doubtfully at the brunet. “Is that a good thing?”

“Of course it’s not a good thing, you stupid mutt,” his lover told him gruffly, and then rolled over on his side. Jou stared at the broad, bare back in shock, not sure how to take what he’d just heard.

Then he remembered that this was Kaiba. With this man, he had to read between the lines; hear what he wasn’t saying. The stiff back told him that his lover had probably gone past his limits today. Even Jou had to admit that he was nearly floored when Kaiba squeezed that huge mound of shampoo on the pup. So yeah, really - who would believe him about the whole bath thing?

“But it’s not a bad thing either,” Kaiba mumbled softly Jou almost missed it. “Stop yapping and go to sleep!”

“You shut up and stop bossing me!” Jou said as gruffly as he could but he doubted it was believable since he was grinning from ear to ear.

Kaiba reached back and pulled him forward, and then rolled them both around so that he was spooned behind Jou’s back.

“I’m your master, it’s my job to be bossy,” the brunet muttered into the back of his neck, sending involuntary shivers down Jou’s back. “Now shut up before I kick your ass out of here.”

“Yes, sir!” He made a mock salute and settled back into his lover’s arms contentedly. Kaiba mumbled something about life with a stupid dog, arms tightening around him and Jou thought his heart would surely burst with happiness.

Kaiba may be far from spouting sentimental poems or eternal love vows but Jou wouldn’t have him any other way.

End ~

Life will probably be very hectic for the next, oh, two weeks or so. I think many of you will probably go through the same thing. ^__^ I don't think I'll be cooking another turkey (or look at one) for say...a whole year. I don't know why I always get stuck with the turkey...

I wanted to write a Chi/Tas ficcies for the wing_well community but don't know if I'll get a chance. *sighs* I miss my Chi/Tas.

Anyway...

Happy Holidays!