you know what bugs me?

[moonshadow]

Nobody ever talks about how vampires are short. In fact, they usually talk about how vampires are tall. It goes along with the dark, handsome, brooding thing. The only short vampires I can think of are the creepy child vampires that occasionally crop up (like Anne Rice's Claudia

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[moonshadow]

That is an excellent point. Why wouldn't there be an occasional tone-deaf mermaid?