"It's hard to know where you went without knowing where you've been."

[moonshadow7]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sarah!

1. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Sarah.
2. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Sarah!
3. Sarah is 984 feet tall.
4. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Sarah!
5. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Sarah!

Comments

[amberini]

Wow Sarah you are tall! Oh yea don't forget to wear pants.

[dandelionade]

#2 is true, you know. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room for, say, nine months, it'll turn into a small Sarah. Except by "goldfish" I mean baby, and by "dark room" I mean womb, and by "it'll turn into a small Sarah" I mean it only happened once and it'll never happen again, I promise.

And I can understand it being hard to find pants when you're almost a thousand feet tall, but you gotta understand, when you get that tall they become a necessity.

[moonshadow7]

Yeah, I probably should wear pants. And I'm pretty sure I'm shrinking...I don't remember being that tall!