Okay...can anyone tell me why I have some strange robotic baby thing?  Sirius you better help out with this thing.

I mean, I like kids - I was perfectly happy to run around after them last week - but not itty bitty fake baby things that cry and vomit and wet their nappies amongst other things.  It's not cute when it coos at me.  At least it has ( Read more... )

[Anyone who goes into the en suite of room 202 will find Remus staring into the mirror with a look of abject horror and sporting shark teeth. He's trying not to talk because he keeps shredding his tongue and lips.]

This is bloody ridiculous. I swear to God I am going to BITE the bastard that did this to me!

[After spending hours alone in his room feeling miserable and useless after Sirius dying, Remus decides to do something now that his magic is back.  He's out in the second floor hall, patronus in the form of a large dog next to him, firing off spells at the zombies.  He doesn't care if they work or not, he just wants revenge.]

Sirius is gone.  Lily ( Read more... )

( Worst one night stand ever )

THE GIRLY BITS ARE ALL GONE!  I'M ME AGAIN!  Sirius you should come see me now, just to double check.  Lily - thanks so much for helping me out and I'll bring your clothes back as soon as possible.  Thank you as well Saber - would you like to reintroduce ourselves seeing as we're back to normal again?

The house does appear to be floating though but ( Read more... )

Oh God, what the hell happened to me?

Sirius, let's forget about last week, yeah?  We both said things we didn't mean and I'm sorry about them.  Just...don't come by my room this week I'm feeling a little under the weather so I'll probably curl up in bed so can my roommates please let me be?  Sorry but I'll probably attempt to sleep all day.

Private ( Read more... )

( Drizzt, Youzen, please don't fight after seeing this )

Sirius?  James?  Lily?  Guys?  Um...I think there's something very strange going on in this place.  I don't know what happened but I feel like someone slipped me a love potion or something.  Have any of you felt that way?  Hell, has anyone else?  There's this...blue guy - not the Church asshole - but another one that I don't know he had a brilliant ( Read more... )

I heard that a group of you attempted to escape via the basement and now it seems that your poor roommates are suffering for it.  I feel sorry for them but all the same I can understand what you did and I hope no one got too badly injured.  Our group attempt at Apparating failed but I still managed to have a pretty OK week out in the woods.  Lily ( Read more... )

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