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May 07, 2011 18:27

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Matt Parkman | Heroes teleparkman May 21 2011, 21:59:54 UTC

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Re: Matt Parkman | Heroes rebelle_elle May 21 2011, 22:59:29 UTC

I propose that you marry me, Matt. Because- well, you know why.

Re: Matt Parkman | Heroes teleparkman May 21 2011, 23:01:25 UTC

Wait, what? I don't...

Re: Matt Parkman | Heroes rebelle_elle May 21 2011, 23:04:29 UTC

Oh, come on, Matt. I'm hot and you could sex me up whenever you like. And you'd be the perfect bitch for me.

Ergo, we're perfect for each other!

Re: Matt Parkman | Heroes teleparkman May 21 2011, 23:06:08 UTC

So you want to get married? Think maybe a date might be a good idea first?

Re: Matt Parkman | Heroes rebelle_elle May 21 2011, 23:08:22 UTC

Why? If we dated we'd just break up because of disappointment. So why not just skip it?

Re: Matt Parkman | Heroes teleparkman May 21 2011, 23:13:52 UTC

*Laughs suddenly* Why not? You couldn't be any worse than my last wife.

Re: Matt Parkman | Heroes rebelle_elle May 21 2011, 23:18:17 UTC

There we go! Already, I'm superior.

You have a house, right? [Because Elle doesn't. Whoops!]

Re: Matt Parkman | Heroes teleparkman May 21 2011, 23:22:41 UTC

Apartment. It's kinda small.

Re: Matt Parkman | Heroes rebelle_elle May 21 2011, 23:24:58 UTC

Oh. What about your bed? What's the thread count on that?

Re: Matt Parkman | Heroes teleparkman May 21 2011, 23:33:16 UTC

Thread count? How would I know? It's queen sized.

Re: Matt Parkman | Heroes rebelle_elle May 21 2011, 23:37:16 UTC

Hmph. Okay, whatever. I'll fix that.

Do you cook?

Re: Matt Parkman | Heroes teleparkman May 21 2011, 23:39:24 UTC

Nope. Not if you like eating.

Re: Matt Parkman | Heroes rebelle_elle May 22 2011, 00:12:45 UTC

You should start learning now, then. And remember, I'm a vegetarian.

Re: Matt Parkman | Heroes teleparkman May 22 2011, 00:14:51 UTC

You've gotta be kidding me.

Re: Matt Parkman | Heroes rebelle_elle May 22 2011, 00:17:32 UTC

The ring you're going to buy me doesn't approve of jokes, Par- Matt.

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