Fuck you, Trever!

[moose42]

Everyone, please disregard that last entry!! I am not a lesbian. Just ask Travis. He'll tell you that I'm not a lesbian. I have nothing against lesbians, I just happen to be straight.

And a note to my dearest friend, Trever: I'm going to kill you. It will be when you least expect it and it will be painful and humiliating!

Comments

[maljane]

I'm a fan of this livejournal sexuality war. It's really amusing...and it'll never happen to me, because spinster is not a sexual preference.

[sears_notspears]

awww... Allie and Travis. It's too adorable for my single, sad mind to handle!

And I can also verify. She won't run off to Vegas with me...so I can't be a lesbian either. Dammit. I'm stuck trying to deal with men.

[moonlinnet]

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I was so confused when I read that...my first impression was that you were joking, but I didn't want to be going all "alsdjfa;s" in the comments if you were serious, because that would, like, make me a jackass.

Tell Trever I think he's funny.

[treverb]

No need to send a messenger, I'm right here. Thanks. ^_^

[moose42]

You are not funny! Queenie! Don't puff up his ego!

[treverb]

What are you talking about? You thought it was hilarious when it happened to me. Now it happens to you and you get all hypocritical.