The Aristocrats

[moose42]

In my novel, I want to have an Aristocrat joke battle, but I can only write so many without them beginning to sound the same

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[locked_door998]

I may or may not have a Harry Potter-themed Aristrocrats joke half-formed in my head, including the Weasleys, naturally, Harry, Hermione, Arnold the Pygmy Puff, Crookshanks, and a couple of garden gnomes.

*is bad*

[moose42]

:o Must have!!

[maljane]

I'm kind of sad that you posted a wikipedia link.

[moose42]

Shut up! Do you know how many people asked me what it was! That's the only definition I could find! It's not like they list it in your unabridged.

[maljane]

You know...in the next edition, they might. This edition had "cyber-sex."

[moose42]

True. I hope they do and I hope they include an example.