So I found a deer by the side of the highway and took it home...
I kept passing this deer laying on the side of the road day after day until just the other night I couldn't stand it any longer.
So I pulled over and put him in the car with me late at night so no one would see.
Once I got home I took him into the bathroom and washed him off, careful to be quiet so as not to awaken my roommate.
I laid the deer on the couch to let him dry off, all the while his eyes staring blankly in my direction.
Before I went to bed I sat him up in a place my roommate would find him in the morning as a surprise.
But in a turn of events, it was I that would be surprised a couple days later when through his own clever manipulation of the forces of electricity, he'd found a way to animate the once still and lifeless buck. I swear the continued sounds of the flailing legs would drive me mad.
Oh god what have I done?
So I pulled over and put him in the car with me late at night so no one would see.
Once I got home I took him into the bathroom and washed him off, careful to be quiet so as not to awaken my roommate.
I laid the deer on the couch to let him dry off, all the while his eyes staring blankly in my direction.
Before I went to bed I sat him up in a place my roommate would find him in the morning as a surprise.
But in a turn of events, it was I that would be surprised a couple days later when through his own clever manipulation of the forces of electricity, he'd found a way to animate the once still and lifeless buck. I swear the continued sounds of the flailing legs would drive me mad.
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