Me

[mooseboy3m]

I am a magnet for crime. If crime were physically manifested as iron filings, they would fly to me. They would cluster on my body, perhaps in the shape of a handlebar mustache, or a Van Dyke. Such is the attraction of crime to me. Poor, mild-mannered me.

I am not unlike most physicians, authors, psychologists, attorneys, nosey old ladies, and

Comments

[ainhoa_si]

All Hail Moose!

[mooseboy3m]

No, no, I cant accept that......please, pnly some of you hail me.

[mooseboy3m]

Only if your promise not to turn on me like my once-trusty butler Manfred.....I never saw it coming....Also, I'm off on tues and wednes days!

[newsound]

I miss you! You need to illustrate Robert, he misses you. At least I think that was his name. I haven't read those stories in forever!

[mooseboy3m]

You too! And I did illustrate Robert, I have the story somewhere around here..... But I couldnt get it published, because publishers dont pay in rare jewels and if i earn wages from them then It automatically revokes my world traveller and dilletant liscence