How to be a bull-fighter (from personal experience)

[mooseboy3m]

First, take your finest sequin suit and shrink it in the dryer so that it is at least two sizes too small. Don't scrimp and shrink your second-finest sequin suit, as the crowd will immediately recognize this and turn on you. Then strip down nude and rub yourself all over with bear fat. You may either purchase the bear fat from a Native American or

Comments

[ainhoa_si]

Let's see your shrunken sequin suit :D

[newsound]

Woo! My new plan! And this needs no tuition money! Ole!