It's not you, its you uncontrollable Telekinesis...

[mooseboy3m]

 
It's a cliché, but I mean it. You're a lovely person and we had a good run. I just no longer feel comfortable in a relationship with a person whose smallest emotional fluctuations wreak massive havoc on the surrounding physical world.

Honey, please, calm down. No, you're not. How can I tell? The silverware floating 4 inches above the table was a

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[ainhoa_si]

Haha :)

ROFL

[gabriel_deadman]

and stuff!