Its got chicken legs

[mooseboy3m]

Oh yes! LOL! ROFLMAO! There is much fun to be had in the milk room. Why I remember when I was young and my fondest memories were from the cold confines of the milk room. All you have to worry about is that ogre Dean who comes in every once-in-a-while who eats milk crates. But if that ever happens, just through a water bottle at him and he'll run

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Darn the Milk Crate Eatin' Dean

[second_theory]

Yeah, I remember back in tha days we didn't have those fancy milk or meat coolers. We had a block of ice, a potato, a beaver, and a stick of radioactive isotope. We use to stick the rock hard potato in the beaver's mouth and stick the isotope up his bum, and chisel away at that large cube of ice. Man, hehe, he wouldn't stop until you took that iotope out. That poor beaver died the next day. There got to be a huge beaver shortage back in them days. That's when we began to substitute squirrels. That's why you see dem' squirrels and you think they are on crack rock. Heh, it's because each of 'em have a bit of radioactive isotopes in their blood stream. And when they poop on the trees, the trees come ot life like huge ents, but these are suicidal trees and they jump out in the middle of the road when a car comes by. And the drivers like " OOOOOOOOOH MY GODDDDDDD!!!! THERES A CHARLIE IN THE TREES!!! HE SMELLS LIKE SQUIRREL POOP!!!! AHHHHHHH GOD HELP US ALL!!!!" and then he becomes governor of Arkansas and make a Presidential Library of

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[mooseboy3m]

*sniff* ummm.....I actually have nothing to say for once

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[second_theory]

You know...about freakin' A time...

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[ainhoa_si]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MOOSE SPEECHLESS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?~*falls over dead*~