A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapor; you can sleep under it beneath the ( Read more... )

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )

It seems that every once in a while everyone hasw to have a good rant....While I know that the only slight popularity (if you can call it that) stems only from the fact that I am insanely happy all the time, and that by ceasing this mood, even for the time it takes to write a LJ post, could seriousely fracture my public, and self, image. But, who ( Read more... )

I think it would be cool to be a hitman....I'm not really sure if there's a big market for it, but alot of people seem to want alot of other people dead, soo....at least one or two of them are bound to be willing to pay for it right? I had a dream the other night that I was the hulk.....It was basically me like I am normally, cept all greem...and ( Read more... )

*Scene opens: The Frozen food Aisle Where Brian Is cleaning the freezer doors ( Read more... )

Whooo!!! First week at Calhoun Community! Its been pretty cool, I've met some new people and they've looked at me like I'm crazy, hung out with gabe for a while, and generally got the feel of this college thing. My classes are as follows ( Read more... )

Well....it sure has been a long time since I posted on this thing..... I think its because every time I start to write on this, I cant think of anything worth writing away. The summer is slipping away, and I've already signed up for classes a calhoun community college. I was supposed to try out for their choral program but when the director heard I ( Read more... )

Awwww you guys really do care...

Yes, at the tender age of eighteen it feels like I've done it all. Beat tetris, climb everest, take three fortune 500 companies public.....oh.....wait.... Anyways, I had an epiphany the other day while at work. You see, to my mind, work (especially in the lower labor categories such as food service) is the largest waste of time and energy, both ( Read more... )