Before i get into my fathers side of the family, i would just like to say that as i was getting on the bus this morning, our bus driver mrs. sampo accidently shut the door on me. i was stuck. i was shocked. i was scared. i was speechless. and it hurt like a bitch. i think im th first person to get stuck in the bus doorway ( Read more... )

i really am stupid. i never doubted my intelligence until this day. i mean, i always knew that i sucked ass at folllowing direction, but i thought i had gotten better at that since elementary school wen my teacher would hold up my homework and show the class how i did something stupid like use the wrong workbook or something, but apparently i my ( Read more... )

Im going to start this entry with a couple of quotes from jonathan, my brother ( Read more... )

today was picture day. i had been looking forward to this day. i had spent a lng time contemplating what i should wear and do with my hair. i decided to go with the fro and i put a flower in it. then wen i went to take my picture i smiled like a duschbag because i wanted to look like i had high cheeckbones. the i saw a picture of an ugly lion with ( Read more... )

i went to drivers ed class today and decided to take the elevator up to the classroom. then, being the idiot i am, it occured to me that i shouldn't press the button for the elevator with my finger, but instead, i should kick it with my foot and be like a ninja...........i fell on my back and the muslim guy behind the counter was starring at me ( Read more... )

today in la clase de espanol, i was told to say a sentence with the word clock in it in spanish. the word is reloj. and for all u jews out there that had a bar/bat mitzvah, you could imagine how stupid i looked in front o the class when i said reloj in a hebrew accent with the wierd h sound at the end where u breathe out and feel ur saliva in the ( Read more... )

marc bought a hat the other day. then he realized it was a nazi hat and now he cant wear it. i pity the fool ( Read more... )

I am going to die with braces on. i have had them longer than anyone else and i have realized that by the time that little pink man (who some refer to as an orthodontist) takes off my braces, i will have worn them for 6 fucking years and my teeth werent even that bad to begin with. i had to have seven teeth pulled out and i even have even had to ( Read more... )

Before i begin embarrassing moments part 2, i would like to talk a little bit about saturday nite @ my house ( Read more... )

Ive decided to write about my most embarrassing moments before i forget them and maybe next time shit happens to u, u think of the embarrassing crap ive had to go thru because there is a whole shitload of it ( Read more... )