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mopimpthanthou

You all deserve to know

Oct 18, 2006 03:28

I'm a little aroused right now. Cept not really. I just think the word aroused is nice. Nicer than horny or randy anyway. Imagine if your name was like, randy hornby or something, it would be like ahah..scuse me did you just say I'm randy-horny? and you'd be OH SO EMBARRASSED ( Read more... )

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mopimpthanthou October 18 2006, 08:14:03 UTC

"see there was nothing wrong with her eye.. just.. their mom.. super lady she is.. theyre twins right? well see, she had gotten them shirts with their names embroidered on them, and well, they got smart! and switched up their shirts, and ooh the mischief that caused... anyway so she decided whats a cheap way, since tattooing minors and maiming the girls would be frowned upon.. she'd get a box of bandaids, she put one on the one girls eye, said OH LAZY EYE but really that was for the girl who reminded her of a pirate, and the other girl forever had a bandage on her arm, because that was the skanky one she thought most resembled a chain smoker"

moosegirl1017 October 18 2006, 15:14:44 UTC

Did you hear about the courderoy pillowcases?

They're making HEADLINES!!!

Get it? Head . . . lines?

mopimpthanthou October 18 2006, 17:24:36 UTC

OH. MY. GOD.
I. AM. DYING.
SO. SO. FUNNY. <3