c'mon matt, who do you think you're kidding? this was no "luck of the draw" incident; in fact, the reason you're still alive is quite simple: you know me. i'm (dr.) awesome, and you're a friend of mine, and that's all there is to it. now please feel free to start a religion based around this association if you like, and you may even be able to persuade me to make OCCASSIONAL appearances every now and then when your cult convenes.
...and btw, i put that dent in the guardrail sunday night.
Dude, awesome, but I'm not really the cult leader type. I just don't have the free time like I used to, and all the people wearing the funny robes and drinking Kool-aid has kinda lost it's appeal for me since I got out of Highschool. Thanks for denting that guardrail for me first though.
Comments 20
Matts live forever.
Glad your alright, and I hope that Landrover explodes with the driver in it.
Reply
I'll let you know how I feel about that when I'm on my 7th of 8th life.
*Lights another cigarette*
Thank you my brother, I too hope for a similar fate for that yuppie bastard.
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
this was no "luck of the draw" incident; in fact, the reason you're still alive is quite simple: you know me. i'm (dr.) awesome, and you're a friend of mine, and that's all there is to it. now please feel free to start a religion based around this association if you like, and you may even be able to persuade me to make OCCASSIONAL appearances every now and then when your cult convenes.
...and btw, i put that dent in the guardrail sunday night.
Reply
Thanks for denting that guardrail for me first though.
Reply
Leave a comment