Farewell, My Unlovely
I wrote a few short tales disposing of unloved characters as a result of jokey banter with some lovely friends on a lovely forum. I thought I'd put them here a) because they'll be stored in case my computer blows up and b) because I'd run minimum risk of anyone finding or reading them.
However, A WORD OF WARNING if anyone does stumble upon them - as ( Read more... )
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Mm, yes indeed, Guy is beautiful!
Bobbin has, alas, put on a bit of weight and lost rather a lot of hair…
So basically he looks like he does in the show.
resembling a collapsed lardy cake
ILU.
prompted her to lie for hours at a time with her hair in the piss vat that Filbert the Fuller used to bleach wool
OMG how are you so hilarious! Mad skillz!
dead ringer for a constipated rat
I'd have much prefered a rat.
she wish that she’d developed a bosom that could be heaved
rofl!
with a screech that stunned a passing pigeon into plummeting groundwards
I really and truly lol'ed at this!
Imperilment! That was the answer
When is it ever not the answer?
stroking her hair and musing how much it reminded him of Richie
Richie is far prettier, though.
she always have to speak as though addressing people several miles away
I love this description.
The screech could have dissolved teeth
Seriously lol'ed!
Ah, excellent work! I totally love your writings, you know!
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