I've perused your LiveJournal for a little while now, and I must say I'm amazed. Stunned. Slack-jawed, even.
You might ask, "Why Mr. Anonymous Person, what could possibly cause such a response?"
Well, Mr. Lloyd, I have come to the conclusion that you are, in fact, the most irrelevant person on Earth.
I will pause for a moment to allow that to sink in.
Yes, you are truly irrelevant. You don't matter in the least. You are, in fact, the complete anti-thesis of pertinent. No matter what you do, no matter what you say, you will always be the most trivial speck of garbage on the planet. And for that, I would like to congratulate you. It has taken me quite a while to find you, the most redundant, peripheral, truly pointless human being in existance.
So soldier on, my inapropos friend. Continue to post inane garbage. Keep up the extraneous composte of a Live Journal that so consumes the internet, and let no one stop you. For you are truly the best of the worst.
Awwwwwwwwww, how fuckin' cute. Neko is trying to get to me. How sweet of him. Try as you might, Neko, I do not feel that way about you. I'm sorry. I know how deep in love with me you are, and you'll just have to deal with that in your own way.
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I've perused your LiveJournal for a little while now, and I must say I'm amazed. Stunned. Slack-jawed, even.
You might ask, "Why Mr. Anonymous Person, what could possibly cause such a response?"
Well, Mr. Lloyd, I have come to the conclusion that you are, in fact, the most irrelevant person on Earth.
I will pause for a moment to allow that to sink in.
Yes, you are truly irrelevant. You don't matter in the least. You are, in fact, the complete anti-thesis of pertinent. No matter what you do, no matter what you say, you will always be the most trivial speck of garbage on the planet. And for that, I would like to congratulate you. It has taken me quite a while to find you, the most redundant, peripheral, truly pointless human being in existance.
So soldier on, my inapropos friend. Continue to post inane garbage. Keep up the extraneous composte of a Live Journal that so consumes the internet, and let no one stop you. For you are truly the best of the worst.
And I salute you.
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