what the fuck is wrong with me? am i cursed ( Read more... )

nothing like watching bill murray glock down philapino pirates to search and destroy in a blue dressing gown and speedos to kick off the holidays.

ahh fuck the life aquatics good.

"im sorry i didnt aknowledge your existence for all these years, it wont happen again. i meant it"

this morning i woke up and realised how fucking brilliant i was ( Read more... )

im beyond anger

what sick fucks

i want them to feel pain

whats the better insult

cockfag or dickwank?

vote now or forever hold your peace

hey bridget........

FUCK OFF

HAHAHAAHAHAHA

oh tashs mum. so brilliant
sober is good

"i hate cheap alcohol
i hate the path to the pool table
i hate the girl with the blue/green eyes when she cannot speak the truth
i hate the electric boy that betrayed his friend
i hate that my photographs were all perfect from such a disgusting evening"

do i feel that the cuntfuck that sold me stolen tickets should die ( Read more... )

appetite for destruction makes me want to open bottles with my teeth

what a nice weekend.

i hate nice

haha

friday was good because of my and nadmits spading of tashs car causing a near 5 car pilup on shitlers road.

oh shitler.

oh tash.

when will they learn.