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[moralviking]

[There’s a tapping at one of the hall terminals-oh look, it’s America! …Or is it? Whoever he is, he’s dressed like a cowboy and has the most Texan accent you’ve ever heard.]

Funny lookin’ device, here. Wonder if it’s anything like John’s ol’ phonograph diary? This is all mighty strange. But it ain’t unpleasant. …Ah, may as well start keepin’ a

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[watchful_knight]

They call the device "communicator". You can talk to people in it that are actually somewhere else, but it isn't magic.

[moralviking]

[HOLY GEEZE WHAT. Even though he's super surprised, he recovers quickly.]

Never presumed it was any sorta magic, I only figured they'd come out with some new type of recordin'-machine whilst I was... anywho, sure ain't anything like I've ever seen.

You sayin' yer in another place? Like this is some kinda talkin' telegram?

[watchful_knight]

Something like that, I guess? I'm not sure, nobody has told me about telegrams yet.

[moralviking]

Never heard of it? You from the country or somethin'?

[helena_campbell]

Alfred, the Crocodile Hunter thing was sort of funny, but I don't even know who you're supposed to be this time.

[moralviking]

Sorry missus, but I ain't familiar with any Alfred feller, 'less yer talking about that ol' poet, nor huntin' crocs--though I did shoot some gators when I went ta Louisiana.

[helena_campbell]

...Right. [Just playing along.]

[moralviking]

The name's Quincey Morris, miss. I'm new to this here... estate, as it were. Beyond what I know and remember, I don't quite know what's goin' on. I figure I must've stopped here on the way ta the Pearly Gates.

[alwaysaboom]

This is Wonderland, we're all stuck here.

[moralviking]

Like the book? Wouldn't've guessed it from the scenery; ain't enough talkin' animals. Never would've guessed it period. I figured there was somethin' more ta dyin' than gettin' trapped in a book.

[alwaysaboom]

Yeah, like the book only less talking animals and more monsters. It's easier to handle if you have no preconceptions regard sanity, reality, or the laws of physics.

[moralviking]

Miss, after what I've seen the past couple months, those three things ain't much of a concern ta me.

D'ya know where the road ta Heaven might be, or are the gates not openin' fer me just yet?

[leavejapanalone]

America...what are you talking about?

[moralviking]

Pardon me, little lady, I'm guessin' there ain't much talk 'bout Death and the Un-Dead from sane folk.

[leavejapanalone]

And what's that suppose to mean? I know when I see America when I see one!

[moralviking]

Now ya've lost me. I think ya mean to say "American."

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[idkmybfftony]

Phonograph? Ffft, please. Get with the times! This is more like a cell phone or something!

You must be another one from olden times! You-

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[idkmybfftony]

[...wait a sec.]

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