[video]

[moralviking]

[HELLO PEOPLE. You are now the audience to Quincey's video diary.]

Sorry ya ain't seen much of me, fellas. Not exactly sure what happened, but it's a good thing I stayed outta peoples' ways during the last week. It was almost like I went back ta some of my rougher days! I'm an honest man, but not too long ago I fancied myself more of a... well,

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[nothintheverse]

Sure is a bang-up pistol ya got there.

[moralviking]

Ah, I'm sorry, probably shouldn't be flashin' it in front of a lady. I truly am slippin' on my manners, ain't I?

[nothintheverse]

Oh, please, ain't like I don't see that on a normal basis on accounta Captain's escapes an' all.

But that sure is nice of ya ta be referring ta me as a lady! Sometimes I think Captain an' the crew forget that.

Kaylee is just fine, though, that's what I go by an' all.

[moralviking]

Ya sure look like a lady ta me, Miss Kaylee. And ya sure sound like the adventurin' type! Sure hope this Captain of yers is better with his gun than with his etiquette, otherwise I might haveta worry 'bout ya.

[2ndhandlion]

Frankly, there's a lot here to get used to that ain't as accommodating as awful music.

[moralviking]

Ain't so awful. Got a bit of a kick to it, don'tcha think?

I figure, since it don't seem like there's much to explore in the way of landscape, may as well explore what's been laid out before me.

[2ndhandlion]

It's loud.

As for your knife, the closet should give one to you.

[moralviking]

So're guns. I must just have an affinity fer loud things, huh?

I got the knife, just no means of holsterin' it. Must've lost it when I... er, back home.

[mississippikiss]

Hell, that's a classic! Where d'ya find tapes around here?

[ Early 90's Rogue asks: what is this iTunes you speak of? ]

[moralviking]

[Dude, he's just amazed wtf a computer can do. HELLO 1890s.]

"Tapes"? Pardon me, I ain't familiar with most things 'round here. I'm not even entirely sure what I'm talkin' into or what music's been playin' or exactly how I got it ta play.

[mississippikiss]

Oh, uh... tapes're what you're playin' that music out of, right? Or do you have a CD?

[moralviking]

Wouldn't know if I did. The only form of music I'm used ta is the kind with people playin' in front of ya.

[Video]

[crymogaea]

[ 'Sup, America's twin! ]

Err...America? What's wrong with you? Have you finally lost it because of the recent event?

[Video]

[moralviking]

[SUP ICELAND. ENJOY THE CONFUSION.]

Sorry fer the confusion, but I ain't America. Got a face just like 'im, I know! Dunno how or why that could possibly be, or why that England feller looks like the spittin' image of my good friend Arthur.

Ah, I'm ramblin'. The name's Quincey Morris! I ain't America, but I am American.

[Video] oh god this is creepy

[crymogaea]

[ QUINCEY USED CONFUSION, IT'S SUPER-EFFECTIVE, BOSS. Have him peering closer at you like a creeper and observing you from all sides. ]

...you got a creepy resemblance there. And your friend looks like England?

[ Commencing brain breakage. ]

Oh. That kind of makes sense. I'm Iceland, the Republic of Iceland. It's a pleasure to meet you.

[ A few seconds later. ]

...are you sure you're not America? The Major has probably brainwashed you or something.

[Video] YOU ENJOY THE VAMPIRE-KILLING COWBOY, DON'T LIE

[moralviking]

[QUINCEY IS ALL MAN and not really perturbed by the staring. He gets quite a few stares. Cowboys with giant belt buckles in London tend to stand out. He'll just smile good-naturedly at the gawking.]

Wanna hear the scarier bit? The Frenchman looks exactly like my pal John Seward. 'Course, my friend's an Englishman, so I figure the similarities stop at the face. I hadn't had much chance 'round England ta see if he and Arthur got much else in common.

Pleasure's all mine, Mr. ...er, Iceland. Mr. Iceland.

[He just chuckles at that.]

Quite sure. I'd be honored if I was, but I'm as mortal as the next man.

They never finished their first meeting, but can I assume they got to introductions?

[alwaysaboom]

Mr.Morris? I see you're getting used to this place.

Yesssss he would've intro'd on the tour thing

[moralviking]

Dunno if it's more "gettin' use ta" than "acceptin' the cards I've been dealt," but it ain't so bad. Not like I haven't seen some mighty strange things in my day, anyway.

She always introduces herself as Commander -- even if no one here calls her that ;_;

[alwaysaboom]

[She laughs a little.]

It hasn't been terrible lately. But it makes me wonder if the queen is planning something worse.

QUINCY WILL ;o; he's too polite to do otherwise (even if she's a woman)

[moralviking]

Guessin' ya ain't talkin' 'bout the Queen of England.