METALLICA IN SPRINGFIELD

[morbidanjel44]

That's it! That's it! THAT IS IT!!!I've had it up to here w/Hollywood and their constant lack of creativity. Why is there some strange reason why we, as consumers, are subjected to numerous remakes. I mean think about it, The Longest Yard, Texas Chainsaw Massacre,The Amityville Horror, The Fog (there's something in the fog). I'll tell you what's in

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Random points

[spydervash]

95% of remakes suck

That fog I had to drive through last week will be more thrilling than watching Mr. Smallville fight pirates

They are planning a Halloween remake

Stewie Griffin had the right idea about Will Ferrell

PG-13 horror movies...I won't watch

I will watch Legend of Zorro because I actually liked Mummy Returns

Cary Elwes OWNZ Kevin Costner...and then he got chained to a basement floor

I need Men in Tights on DVD to add to my Mel Brooks collection

Simpsons needs to hurry up and end just so I can start appreciating it again

Homer Cursing on the Simpsons will not make it like Family Guy and will not make me enjoy it anymore, as Officer Cosgrove would say, "CUT IT OUT!"

TV ONE stand for "One N----r Entertainment

In Closing
-Ultimate! Ultimate!

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[morbidanjel44]

That's it. Hollywood has to go. Let me guess, the remake of HALLOWEEN will get a PG-13 rating too.

Could they make Homer any more stupid than he already is?

Kevin Costner should have been shot w/shit and hanged for stinking for doing WATERWORLD.

What more can they do w/the SIMPSONS. Oh, nevermind, METALLICA!

I liked the MUMMY RETURNS. That little boy was a pain in the ass. Thus my comparison to LEGEND of ZORRO. That little bastard is going to be a royal pain in the ass.

In closing: ULTIMATE! ULTIMATE!

[anonymous]

Robin Hood Men in Tights is on DVD, but what sucks is that it's only Region 2. I've seen it on eBay. Why the hell they won't release it here on DVD pisses me off seriously.

-George

[morbidanjel44]

Those no-good rotten bastards. This is soooo UnAmerican!!!