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I always thought the story of Noah in the bible was kind of depressing, kind of heartless. If you think about it, it was God’s great “do over”. You remember the do over right? When you were a kid and you hit a foul ball and you screamed, “DO OVER!”, and then you got to redo whatever it is you fucked up on ( Read more... ) -
Letter to Giuliani
This is from the International Association of Fire Fighters (IAFF)
Emphasis below added by me.
February 28, 2007 ( Read more... ) -
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A Mormon, a cross dresser, and Gollum walk into a debate... This sounds like the beginning of a really bad joke doesn't it, well it is. Those are the top three candidates competing for the Republican nomination for president. -
the warning
you've become a virus ( Read more... ) -
bar story
I haven't posted in a while but I have a funny event I'd like to immortalize on here ( Read more... ) -
Hacking Democracy
If you have HBO there is this documentary being aired tonight at 9pm called hacking Democracy, you should watch. It's about voter fraud and the gaping security holes in electronic voting machines that tally over 80% of public votes in our country. If our votes aren't safe then our democracy isn't safe either ( Read more... ) -
whateverday
How long does one have to go without smoking to be considered a non-smoker? I've stopped keeping exact count but it's been at least 5 months since I stopped smoking. I miss the smoke breaks at work but oh well... it's been so damn hot out lately it's probably better anyway ( Read more... ) -
Time to impeach yet?
Wow, with Bush's approval rating well under 50% and Dickhead Cheney at 19% I wonder when we'll impeach these fools. If we were so eager to impeach Clinton because he lied about getting a blow job why can't we do the same with these monkeys in office? They lied to start a war, Clinton lied to save face ( Read more... ) -
perplexing question
So I was thinking the other day and I wondered if strippers can itemize breast implants as a tax deduction. I don't know why that just came to me but I'll have to ask the next dancer with breast implants that question. My first thought was that they can be... hmmm.
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Idiot mom
I was playing poker yesterday in the little smoke infested bar I go to. The smoke really penetrates my clothes and my skin. At the bar there is this pregnant girl, maybe 20 - 25... and she's drinking. WTF. She is sitting next to some dude who was either her husband or boyfriend, I didn't see a ring so I assume boyfriend. WTF is this girl ( Read more... )