Viendo tus ojos, puedo descifrar el universo ( Read more... )

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We need to get out more. We need to stop sometimes,and look at The Sky. We need to spend more time with the ones we love,and forget the ones we don't. So many things can make you forget...make you forget what's important in life. They will use fear on us, and if you believe them, and let them in, it will bring you down... Will Make you get in line ( Read more... )

I got a curio today. It's 18"x18"x79". Not a common size. But exactly the same size as the bookshelf I'm trying to replace. Which is the only thing that can fit between the bed and the ferret cage. It is now the nicest thing I own. All thanks to my mom who I couldn't have gotten it without ( Read more... )

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“I am brimming with all sorts of reproduction hormones!” Bill piped up helpfully.

“I find that arousing,” Stanford said, baring his teeth in what he hoped passed as a smile.

“Ew, tone it down a notch,” Stanley muttered under his breath.http://archiveofourown.org

Jovan Erfan: "I've been so confused by the democratic party's condescension and negativity towards the progressive left in the party and the only conclusion I've been able to come to is that the DNC is less afraid of Trump as our next president than having Bernie, someone who will actually hold them accountable, in charge. Just disgusting."

“No, it’s not fine,” Dipper slammed his hand on the counter, frowning. “We can’t let any demon win this, Mabel. We’ve got to stop both of them. You can’t just let demons run the town, you know?”

Rob cut my hair last night. I feel amazing. I have never felt so perfect before.

Whoops. Drunk.
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WTF is wrong with this lizard being nice to me? I am harassing him and he's just like..."yes".
who the fuck is just like, "yes, harass me."?
He's happy I was nice to him while he was sick. Imma have to fight him over something trivial now.