My computer: [when I'm only remotely close to it] Hello. Hello. Hellooo!
My mind: Zoë doesn't sound like that...
Me: You hear me? Steven: Are you from Norway? Me: Hi... Steven: [with broad accent] Er du fra Norge? My mind: WTF? This guy speaks my language? Who is this? Me: Ja. [No response...] Me: Yes. Steven: What's your name? [five sec silence...] Steven: What's your name? Me: Eric. Now, who the heck is this? [five sec silence...] Steven: [in drugged and deep voice] Steven... From Denmark. [The guy might be living in Denmark, but he didn't have a Danish accent] Steven: How old are you? Me: Okeeeey... Steven: How old are you? .... How old are you? Me: I don't have time to talk. I have to go somewhere. Steven: Why [that was the only word he had time to utter before I logged off...]
So, yup. That's my encounter with Steven. Not as amusing as Mustafa-some -number-or-other, but he was after me and not just fictional little Sarah. It's a weird world...
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My mind: Zoë doesn't sound like that...
Me: You hear me?
Steven: Are you from Norway?
Me: Hi...
Steven: [with broad accent] Er du fra Norge?
My mind: WTF? This guy speaks my language? Who is this?
Me: Ja.
[No response...]
Me: Yes.
Steven: What's your name?
[five sec silence...]
Steven: What's your name?
Me: Eric. Now, who the heck is this?
[five sec silence...]
Steven: [in drugged and deep voice] Steven... From Denmark. [The guy might be living in Denmark, but he didn't have a Danish accent]
Steven: How old are you?
Me: Okeeeey...
Steven: How old are you? .... How old are you?
Me: I don't have time to talk. I have to go somewhere.
Steven: Why [that was the only word he had time to utter before I logged off...]
So, yup. That's my encounter with Steven. Not as amusing as Mustafa-some -number-or-other, but he was after me and not just fictional little Sarah. It's a weird world...
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