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mordantcarnival

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Jan 27, 2032 13:55

I wonder what sort of income stream I could generate if I combined two of my greatest interests in life:

1) The Internet

2) Things with cocks drawn on them and the drawing of cocks on things?

ETA: http://superhappynobdrawjob.wordpress.com/

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assmonkeydiary January 27 2010, 14:44:09 UTC

Perhaps some sort of "Will Draw Cocks on Things For Money" business, where people hire you to... enhance... their boss's garage door or their ex-boyfriend's car. I'm sure in no time you'd have freelancers working for you all over the world.

traballenguas January 27 2010, 15:17:17 UTC

And post pictures on the Internet? You forgot the Internet, dude.

assmonkeydiary January 27 2010, 17:13:52 UTC

Ah, yes, I left that out. There would need to be a website wherein said photos are displayed for public satisfaction, which would also act as a vehicle for drawing in more paying customers.

traballenguas January 27 2010, 17:25:45 UTC

And it would need to be patented!

traballenguas January 27 2010, 15:20:46 UTC

1. The Internet Cock Collection website. There are many ways to monetize this.

2. CockCam: Live feed of YOU, drawing cocks.

3. Cock Hunter: Reality TV show (streamed live on the Internet) of the search for Things With Cocks Drawn on Them.

4. Internet Cock Hunt: In which Things With Cocks Drawn on Them are hidden around the planet, with an Internet scavenger hunt proceeding from a trickle of clues. Not sure how to monetize this, but maybe charge a small fee to participate.

There. Set for life.

leanne_opaskar January 27 2010, 16:12:08 UTC

ursulav does pretty well at it ... well, OK, she draws phalloi amongst other things like Digger ...

winterlion January 28 2010, 03:13:05 UTC

her "My Little Phalloi" collection : http://www.redwombatstudio.com/blog/wpg2?g2_itemId=640

might provide inspiration...

(and thank you for posting, leanne_opaskar - with more detail than I'd thought of)

As per Ursula Vernon's explanation - these little phalloi were very popular in ancient (and - according to a CBC radio documentary - even up to modern - Rome)
There Must Be A Way!!!! :)

mordantcarnival January 28 2010, 20:54:30 UTC

D'awww! Lookit the little nobs! So cute. Mine are never going to be that sophisticated.

(Digger btw is lovely and everyone should read it.)

luckykaa February 3 2010, 08:58:18 UTC

Random unrelated post.

Hi. have friended you because either you're Clare and I said I would or I've got totally confused over usernames but you seem pretty cool anyway.