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The Basics
1.Name: Jess
2.Age: 27 D:
3.Gender: Female
What’s your ethnicity? White (namely a mix of Italian, Czechlaslovakian, and Austria-Hungarian)
You
4.What is your preferred position in a band? Vocals! Maybe some keyboards if I remember how to do that. Although I want to learn how to play the guitar - I started to teach myself but I never finished (due to access to any guitar being denied)
5.What skills or hobbies do you have? Writing, acting, singing, shopping (it's a skill too! ha!), hair and makeup type things, and random computer games.
6.Do you have an addictive personality?(if so, what kind of things are you addicted to?) YES I DO! And right now it's shopping, caffeine, and mei fun. Used to be cigarettes but I quit smoking because my tonsils waged a mutiny against me.
7.What was your childhood like? Boring and sheltered for the most part. I went to a Catholic school where nuns slapped me with a ruler because apparently left-handed people are evil!? And I was left-handed. Now, I'm just ambidextrous due to their efforts. :| A pretty conservative upbringing and I was a total nerd who didn't know how to dress and my tastes were downright boring.
8.How do you feel children should be raised? So they don't scream and throw things and none of that 'being disgusting' business! I'm really not a big fan of most kids because of all the noise and crap they pull in public. And last week I saw some kid stick his finger up one of those soft-serve ice cream machines, lick the ice cream off, then put his finger back and the mom was just like 'lol don't do that'. RAGE. Honestly I'd probably have threatened to sell that child if I was that mom.
9.What‘s your point of view on God? I'm not really too concerned. I'm pretty agnostic about everything, like maybe there's something but maybe not. In a somewhat similar vein, instead of living for some standards of some otherworldly type deal, just don't be a jerk and everything will work out either way.
10.Do you enjoy being around people? Sometimes! It depends on the company. I don't like being around people who are overtly annoying or in my personal space. I'm picky when it comes to choosing my friends and I don't really have a high tolerance level for stupid shit.
11.Are you introverted or extroverted? I sort of walk the line in between. I can be outgoing and talkative some days, but other days I just want some quiet time so I hide.
12.What‘s your self esteem like? UH. In some ways it really isn't that great. I'm working on it! But appearance-wise I'm not too thrilled, or situational type things. Like when crap happens and I feel bad about myself as a result (vague yes but I'm not going to spew that all over here!) But on the other hand, sometimes it swings up incredibly high and I can be incredibly vain.
13.How intelligent are you? Ha! Depends who you ask. I think I am relatively to highly intelligent but some people think I'm really stupid or dense because I don't respond to them. Actually that's called 'ignoring' since I do purposefully ignore those I don't want to have anything to do with.
14.How determined/motivated are you? If I know what the hell I want to do, I'm determined to the point of being frustratingly stubborn. If I don't know what I'm doing, then not very.
15. Do you like to shop? And secondly, what do you like to shop for? YES X 1000000000000. I like my clothing and my makeup and accessories. Platform boots are awesome, and I am amassing a collection of black dresses and coats. Also, electronics. Granted I only buy a new laptop when I really need one, but I go around looking at what's available and ogling the specs because I'm a freak like that.
16. If you were in a metal band, what kind of metal would you play? (ex. Viking metal, Death Metal, Speed metal, black metal, power metal, etc,etc.) Probably melodic death metal. Granted, that's if I'm the vocalist (since I'm sort of crap at any instrument) because I can't scream or growl to save my life.
17.How do you feel about christain rock? To each their own but some of it is waaaaay too preachy to be allowed in my plane of existance.
18. Would you consider yourself naïve or innocent? Not really. I'm a little too cynical at this point for that.
19.Who's your favorite character and why? Here's where I just say I'm not going to answer because I don't want to sway the voting in any way! Just know that I won't hunt anyone down and kill them for any possible votes. :|
20.What do you think about relationships?(both platonic and not) They can be good if every party involved is honest and not a total piece of crap. Although I'm sort of cynical about the non-platonic kind.
21.How are you in relationships?(both platonic and not) Platonic I am very comfortable if I'm close enough to someone. Also I kind of provide comic relief with my very strange sense of humor. Occasionally instigating trouble as well. Non-platonic I'm told 'sex kitten' (ALTHOUGH I DOUBT THIS) ..definitely more affectionate than I am anywhere else. Also, I can be a picky sort of bitch about stuff.
22.Post a set of lyrics you feel you can relate to:(please list the artist and song title)
Fire in the disco
Fire in the taco bell
Fire in the disco
Fire in the gates of hell
Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?
It's my desire, It's my desire, It's my desire
Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?
It's my desire, It's my desire, It's my desire
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, When we kiss
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, when we kiss
When we touch
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, When we kiss
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, when we kiss
When we touch, when we kiss
Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?
It's my desire, It's my desire
Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?
It's my desire, It's my desire
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, When we kiss
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, when we kiss
When we touch
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, When we kiss
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, when we kiss
When we touch, when we kiss
No more
Fire in the disco
Fire in the disco
Fire in the taco bell
Fire in the disco
Fire in the disco
Fire in the gates of Hell
Gates of Hell
Danger! High Voltage by Electric Six
Because I saw a fire near a Taco Bell once. NO ACTUALLY I have no idea. I just relate to it on a bizarre completely unrelatable level.
23.If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? SEVERAL THINGS NOT JUST ONE! Har har. I'd be filthy rich and in fantastic shape!
24.Your best friend just got together with a total bitch, worse slut ever. Ruins everything. How do you react to this? I'd freak out and give my friend the honest opinion. If all else fails I'd be sending a million links to pictures of skanked out STD'ed up genitals to freak out the friend and maybe scare some sense into her.
25.If you were one of the seven deadly sins, which would you be? A few of them! Pride with a touch of wrath and a little bit of greed.
26.Are there olives in it? NOT ANYMORE.
27.How do you explain the dead unicorns? They're DEAD. They can just explain themselves.
28.Would you like to murder? And if so, how would you go about it? SOMETIMES. But I don't think anyone has never had a passing thought of it, even if its just a general sort of 'HAHA WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF RANDOM ASSHAT FELL OFF A CLIFF!' ..and it'd probably be something with lots of fanfare and victim of choice falling off a cliff.
28. If you were going to eventually become metally insane, what type of mental imperfection would you have? Münchausen syndrome! Since I wouldn't be so insane that I have no idea what I'm doing. I'd know exactly what I'm doing, just.. inconveniencing myself. And probably remaining about the same personality wise. Although I'd only fake migraines, nothing where I'd have to get cut open to continue my thing.
30.And finally:Which, do you most, can't, the least? What I most can't the least would be do not a bad job, but always a good.