Egregiously Erroneous Information

[muses_mistress]

Each team has their own post to play in. Feel free to go nosy at the other teams :)
Confessors
Seekers

So it begins like this: someone posts a normal question
e.g. - Why does Richard always LEAP into battle?You want to answer with a reason that is not the scientific/true reason but a reason that is silly/amusing/fanciful (hence the erroneous or

Comments

[meridian_rose]

It's made from the blood of her enemies. Also kohl.

Why is the Confessor's hair so shiny?

[creativedreamin]

Pantene Pro-M(idlands)

What does Richard call his horse?

[meridian_rose]

Schrodinger because it might be there, it might not be, who knows until the episode is well underway!

How many Mord'Sith does it take to change a lightbulb train a Seeker?

[creativedreamin]

Pffft, a trained cow can train a Seeker!

Where do Mord'Sith get the water for the pool?

(gaaaah I keep replying to comments)

[meridian_rose]

The tears of their victims!

If a group of soldiers is a Quad, is there a name for a group of Mord'Sith?

(actually if you reply "claim" and then make a new comment with your actual reply it will remind me to come back and play!)

[creativedreamin]

claim