Hibernation

[more_champagne]

I firmly believe human beings were meant to hibernate. I mean, there MUST be a reason I am starving now that it is fall. Clearly, Mother Nature wants me to fatten up so I can sleep it off during the cold winter months. Oh GOD do I wish that were the case (can you imagine? You go to bed fat and wake up thin? THAT is a diet I can totally get into

Comments

[mywanderlust]

Too bad you aren't a fat-tailed dwarf lemur. They are all "fat-tailed" and sleepy right now...torpor not hibernation. They should be svelt soon.

[mando323]

I wish I could go to bed fat, wake up to drink Prosecco once a week, then go back to sleep. Then wake up skinny. And rich. THAT would be awesome.