A Dream is a Wish Your Arse Makes

[more_tea_ste]

I'm fucking moving to the city before this year is out. Not being a fan of public transport in the first place, imagine my reaction when a friend text me to tell me that all the train services into town had been suspended. I was already running late at this point, so the thought of having to sit on a bus for the best part of two hours just to get

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[punkerdoodle]

This is the longest fucking entry ever!

However, the song title list had me shaking with laughter. Good times.

[whitnith]

"I spent the rest of the night wiping my face with my hands -- handy tip for clubbers everywhere: do not attempt to move away too quickly when someone facially attacks you with their tongue. It only results in slobber."

And that's why I don't go out. Not that there's a club within like, 50 miles of me...

[bbnewsflash]

Hi, friend. I noticed I was one of your LJ friends but you weren't one of mine. So I'm adding you.

Just thought I'd let you know. That is all.

;)

CHRIS